Funny Texts | 10 Funny Texts Riddles

What do you get if you cross a Beatle and an Australian dog?

Answer!

Dingo Starr!
What happens when it rains cats and dogs?

Answer!

You might step in a poodle!
What do you get if you cross a dog and an airplane?

Answer!

A jet setter!
Where do Eskimos train their dogs?

Answer!

In the mush room!
What do you call a happy Lassie?

Answer!

A jolly collie!
What kind of dog likes to smell flowers?

Answer!

A bud hound
What happened to the dog that swallowed a firefly?

Answer!

It barked with de-light!
Is it raining cats and dogs?

Answer!

It's okay, as long as it doesn't rein-deer!
What does a duck like to eat with soup?

Answer!

Quackers!
What happens when a duck flies upside down?

Answer!

It quacks up!
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More Funny Texts Riddles:


Why do cows wear bells?


Answer!

Their horns don't work!

Why do bears have fur coats?


Answer!

Because they look silly wearing jackets!

What does a frog say when it washes a window?


Answer!

Rub it, rub it, rub it!

What is out of bounds?


Answer!

A tired kangaroo!

How many lawyer jokes are there?


Answer!

Only three. The rest are true stories.

How deep is a frog pond?


Answer!

Kneedeep, kneedeep!

What did the cat have for breakfast?


Answer!

Mice Crispies!

Why happened when the cat swallowed a coin?


Answer!

There was some money in the kitty.

What animal cheats at exams?


Answer!

The cheetah!

What sickness do horses hate the most?


Answer!

Hay fever!




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