Funny Texts | 10 Funny Texts Riddles

What do penguins wear on their heads?

Answer!

Ice caps!
Why does California have the most lawyers, and New Jersey, the most toxic waste dumps?

Answer!

New Jersey got first pick.
What do you call a dumb bunny?

Answer!

A hare brain!
What happens when a duck flies upside down?

Answer!

It quacks up!
Why are frogs so happy?

Answer!

Because they eat what bugs them!
How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

Answer!

That is not funny!
What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?

Answer!

A dino-snore!
What do you get when you cross a frog and a bunny?

Answer!

A ribbit!
What do you call eight blondes in a freezer?

Answer!

Frosted flakes.
What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?

Answer!

Run like Hell....she got a hand grenade in her mouth.
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More Funny Texts Riddles:


Where did the turtle get a new shell?

Answer!

From the hard-wear store!

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Answer!

To get to the other side!

What animal is best at baseball?

Answer!

A bat!

What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?

Answer!

A cat-a-logue

What is the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

Answer!

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.

What do you call a crying Camel?

Answer!

A humpback wail!

Why was the cat so small?

Answer!

Because it only ate condensed milk.

What do you have when you bury six lawyers up to their necks in sand?

Answer!

Not enough sand.

What dog loves to take bubble baths?

Answer!

A shampoodle!

What do you say to a frog who needs a ride?

Answer!

Hop in!