Funny Texts | 10 Funny Texts Riddles

What do you do with a green elephant?


Answer!

Wait till it ripens!

What do you get when you cross a frog and a bunny?


Answer!

A ribbit!

What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?


Answer!

Tyrannosaurus wrecks!

How do you get down off an elephant?


Answer!

You don't, you get down off a duck!

What do you do when you find a blue elephant?


Answer!

Cheer her up!

What do you call a dumb bunny?


Answer!

A hare brain!

What do you get when you cross a Rottweiler and a collie?


Answer!

A dog who bites you, and then goes for help!

What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?


Answer!

Run like Hell....she got a hand grenade in her mouth.

Why are frogs so happy?


Answer!

Because they eat what bugs them!

Which side of a parrot has the prettiest feathers?


Answer!

The outside!
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More Funny Texts Riddles:


How many letters are in the alphabet?


Answer!

There are 11 letters in THE ALPHABET Did you say 26?

What do French people call a really bad Thursday?


Answer!

A trajeudi!

What do you call a great dog detective?


Answer!

Sherlock Bones!

What did the duck say after he went shopping?


Answer!

Put it on my bill!

What are caterpillars afraid of?


Answer!

Doger-pillars!

How do you know when you are old?


Answer!

When you can date someone half your age without breaking the law.

What do you call a sleeping bull?


Answer!

A bull-dozer!

What do you do with a green elephant?


Answer!

Wait till it ripens!

What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?


Answer!

Damn!

What does an evil hen lay?


Answer!

Deviled eggs!




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