Funny Texts | 10 Funny Texts Riddles

Which side of a parrot has the prettiest feathers?


Answer!

The outside!

What do you call a camel with no humps?


Answer!

Hump-free/Humphrey!

What do you call a dumb bunny?


Answer!

A hare brain!

What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?


Answer!

A dino-snore!

What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp?


Answer!

A bear-faced lyre!

Two silk worms were in a race. Who won?


Answer!

It was a tie!

What steps do you take if you a tiger is running towards you?


Answer!

Big ones!

If fruit comes from a fruit tree, where does chicken come from?


Answer!

A poul-tree!

What do penguins wear on their heads?


Answer!

Ice caps!

What do you call eight blondes in a freezer?


Answer!

Frosted flakes.
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More Funny Texts Riddles:


Which side of a penguin has the most feathers?


Answer!

The outside!

What happened to the lost cattle?


Answer!

Nobody's herd!

What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?


Answer!

Doberman Pinscher.

What is the difference between Elvis and smart blondes?


Answer!

Elvis has been sighted

What do ducks watch on TV?


Answer!

Duckumentaries!

What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?


Answer!

Morse toad!

How do you catch a monkey?


Answer!

Climb a tree and act like a banana!

How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?


Answer!

None. It turned itself in.

What animal is good at cricket?


Answer!

A bat!

What are caterpillars afraid of?


Answer!

Doger-pillars!




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