Funny Texts | 10 Funny Texts Riddles

What does a duck like to eat with soup?

Answer!

Quackers!
What happens when a duck flies upside down?

Answer!

It quacks up!
What do you call a crate of ducks?

Answer!

A box of quackers
What do you call it when it rains chickens and ducks?

Answer!

Foul weather!
Which animal grows down?

Answer!

A duck!
Who stole the soap?

Answer!

The robber ducky!
What type of horse can jump higher than a house?

Answer!

All of them. Houses can't jump!
What did the fish say when he swam into the concrete wall?

Answer!

Dam!
What do you get when you cross a frog and a bunny?

Answer!

A ribbit!
What kind of a key opens a banana?

Answer!

A monkey!
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More Funny Texts Riddles:


How can you tell which are the oldest rabbits?


Answer!

Just look for the gray hares!

Where did the turtle get a new shell?


Answer!

From the hard-wear store!

What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?


Answer!

A croaker spaniel!

Why do frogs have webbed feet?


Answer!

To stamp out forest fires!

What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?


Answer!

Polaroids!

What animal cheats at exams?


Answer!

The cheetah!

What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes?


Answer!

Do-ya-think-he-saw-us!

What do you call a blonde golfer with an IQ of 125?


Answer!

A foursome

Why should you never iron a 4-leaf clover?


Answer!

You do not want to press your luck!

What do dogs eat at the movies?


Answer!

Pup-corn!




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