Funny Texts | 10 Funny Texts Riddles

What kind of bird can carry the most weight?

Answer!

The crane!
What do you give a sick horse?

Answer!

Cough stirrup!
What was the blonde doing up on the roof?

Answer!

Someone told her that the drinks were on the house!!
What bird is with you at every meal?

Answer!

A swallow!
Which side of a chicken has the most feathers?

Answer!

The outside!
What do you do with a green elephant?

Answer!

Wait till it ripens!
What is the difference between a blonde and a shopping cart?

Answer!

The shopping cart has a mind of its own.
Two silk worms were in a race. Who won?

Answer!

It was a tie!
What do you say when you meet a two-headed dinosaur?

Answer!

Hello, hello!
Why is a tree like a big dog?

Answer!

They both have lot of bark!
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What do you call a plated dinosaur when he is asleep?

Answer!

Stegosnorus!

What do you call a snake who works for the government?

Answer!

A civil serpent!

What do dogs have that no other animals have?

Answer!

Puppies!

How many Marxists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Answer!

The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.

What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?

Answer!

Your Honor.

Where do penguins go to the movies?

Answer!

At the dive-in!

Why do birds fly south for the winter?

Answer!

Because it's too far to walk!

What do you call bears with no ears?

Answer!

B!

What did the blonde say to her doctor when he told her she was pregnant?

Answer!

Is it mine?

How do monkeys get down the stairs?

Answer!

They slide down the banana-ster!