Funny Texts | 10 Funny Texts Riddles

What do you say when you meet a two-headed dinosaur?


Answer!

Hello, hello!

What do you call eight blondes in a freezer?


Answer!

Frosted flakes.

Did you hear about the blonde who got locked in the bathroom?


Answer!

She was in there so long, she wet her pants.

What did the farmer call the cow that had no milk?


Answer!

An udder failure!

What do you call a black Alaskan dog?


Answer!

A dusky husky!

What happens when a duck flies upside down?


Answer!

It quacks up!

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?


Answer!

An eggroll!

What do you call a snake who works for the government?


Answer!

A civil serpent!

What was the blonde doing up on the roof?


Answer!

Someone told her that the drinks were on the house!!

What are caterpillars afraid of?


Answer!

Doger-pillars!
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More Funny Texts Riddles:


Why did the blonde bake a chicken for 3-1/2 days?


Answer!

It said cook it for half an hour per pound, and she weighed 125 lbs.

What to polar bears eat for lunch?


Answer!

Ice berg-ers!

If fruit comes from a fruit tree, where does turkey come from?


Answer!

A poul-tree!

What do you do when you find a blue elephant?


Answer!

Cheer her up!

Which side of a chicken has the most feathers?


Answer!

The outside!

What did the pirate say when he turned 80?


Answer!

Aye matey!

What do you have when you bury six lawyers up to their necks in sand?


Answer!

Not enough sand.

What are caterpillars afraid of?


Answer!

Doger-pillars!

How many Marxists does it take to screw in a light bulb?


Answer!

The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.

How can you tell which are the oldest rabbits?


Answer!

Just look for the gray hares!




One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
I feel like I would enjoy getting out of bed more if I had to do it only three times a week. This every-day thing is overkill.
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
Love is like a machine... sometimes you need a good screw to fix it.
The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.