Funny Texts | 10 Funny Texts Riddles

What do you call an owl with a deep voice?

Answer!

A growl
Where do penguins go to dance?

Answer!

The snow ball!
How do penguins drink?

Answer!

Out of beak-ers!
What animal is best at baseball?

Answer!

A bat!
How many skunks does it take to stink up a house?

Answer!

A phew!
Where do hamsters come from?

Answer!

Hamsterdam!
Why do dragons sleep during the day?

Answer!

So they can fight knights!
What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?

Answer!

One is a crusty bus station and one is a busty crustacean!
Why should you never iron a 4-leaf clover?

Answer!

You do not want to press your luck!
How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Answer!

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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More Funny Texts Riddles:


Is it raining cats and dogs?


Answer!

It's okay, as long as it doesn't rein-deer!

What do you call eight blondes in a freezer?


Answer!

Frosted flakes.

What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?


Answer!

Tyrannosaurus wrecks!

What happens when a frog parks in a no-parking space?


Answer!

It gets toad away!

Why do you call an elephant in a phone booth?


Answer!

Stuck!

What do you say when you meet a two-headed dinosaur?


Answer!

Hello, hello!

Why did the lion spit out the clown?


Answer!

Because he tasted funny!

How do you catch a monkey?


Answer!

Climb a tree and act like a banana!

Where do you find a turkey with no legs?


Answer!

Exactly where you left it!

How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?


Answer!

You will not find a lawyer who can change a light bulb. Now, if you are looking for a lawyer to screw a light bulb



One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
No, those pants don't make you look fatter. I mean, how could they?
Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.
Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!