Funny Texts | 10 Funny Texts Riddles

What did the spider say when he broke his new web?

Answer!

Darn it!
What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Answer!

Alley cats!
Why do you need a license for a dog and not for a cat?

Answer!

Cats can't drive!
Why did the lion spit out the clown?

Answer!

Because he tasted funny!
If fruit comes from a fruit tree, where does chicken come from?

Answer!

A poul-tree!
Why did the Archaeopteryx catch the worm?

Answer!

Because it was an early bird!
Did you hear the joke about the broken egg?

Answer!

Yes, it cracked me up!
Why did the elephant wear green sneakers?

Answer!

Her red ones were in the wash!
What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig?

Answer!

A teddy boar!
Where do you find a turkey with no legs?

Answer!

Exactly where you left it!
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More Funny Texts Riddles:


Why do birds fly south for the winter?


Answer!

Because it's too far to walk!

Why did the giant ape climbe up the side of the skyscraper?


Answer!

The elevator was broken!

Why do bees have sticky hair?


Answer!

Because they have honeycombs!

What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cow?


Answer!

Roost beef!

How does a blonde kill a fish?


Answer!

She drowns it

What bird is with you at every meal?


Answer!

A swallow!

What do dogs have that no other animals have?


Answer!

Puppies!

What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes?


Answer!

Do-ya-think-he-saw-us!

What do you call a crying Camel?


Answer!

A humpback wail!

What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?


Answer!

A snake in the brass!




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