Funny Texts | 10 Funny Texts Riddles

What do you call a horse that lives next door?


Answer!

A neigh-bor!

What was the blonde doing up on the roof?


Answer!

Someone told her that the drinks were on the house!!

What happened to the elephant who ran away with the circus?


Answer!

The police made him bring it back!

What do you call a blond mother-in-law?


Answer!

An air bag

Which circus performers can see in the dark?


Answer!

The acro-bats!

What happens when it rains cats and dogs?


Answer!

You might step in a poodle!

What does a blonde say when you blow in their ear ?


Answer!

Thanks for the refill

Which side of a turkey has the most feathers?


Answer!

The outside!

What do teddy bears do when it rains?


Answer!

They get wet!

How do blonde brain cells die ?


Answer!

Alone
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More Funny Texts Riddles:


What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?


Answer!

Tyrannosaurus wrecks!

What do you do when you see an elephant with a basketball?


Answer!

You get out of the way!

What do dogs have that no other animals have?


Answer!

Puppies!

Why are spiders good swimmers?


Answer!

They have webbed feet!

What do you get when you cross a shark and a snowman?


Answer!

Frostbite!

What type of horses only go out at night?


Answer!

Nightmares!

What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?


Answer!

Try-Try-Try-ceratops!

What did the duck say after he went shopping?


Answer!

Put it on my bill!

What do you call a Stegosaurus with carrots in its ears?


Answer!

Anything you want, it can't hear you!

What do you get when you cross a bad politician with a crooked lawyer?


Answer!

Chelsea.




One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
I feel like I would enjoy getting out of bed more if I had to do it only three times a week. This every-day thing is overkill.
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
Love is like a machine... sometimes you need a good screw to fix it.
The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.