Funny Texts | 10 Funny Texts Riddles

What geometric figure is like a lost parrot?

Answer!

A polygon!
What happens when it rains cats and dogs?

Answer!

You might step in a poodle!
What do you call a black Alaskan dog?

Answer!

A dusky husky!
Which side of a turkey has the most feathers?

Answer!

The outside!
What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cow?

Answer!

Roost beef!
What do teddy bears do when it rains?

Answer!

They get wet!
What are caterpillars afraid of?

Answer!

Doger-pillars!
What happened to the elephant who ran away with the circus?

Answer!

The police made him bring it back!
What does a blonde say when you blow in their ear ?

Answer!

Thanks for the refill
How did the toad die?

Answer!

It Kermited suicide!
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More Funny Texts Riddles:


Why did the blonde ask her friends to save burned-out light bulbs?

Answer!

She needed them for the darkroom she was building.

What do you get when you cross a walrus with a bee?

Answer!

A wallaby!

What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?

Answer!

Damn!

Why do hummingbirds hum?

Answer!

Because they forgot the words!

What does an evil hen lay?

Answer!

Deviled eggs!

What do ducks watch on TV?

Answer!

Duckumentaries!

Why do frogs have webbed feet?

Answer!

To stamp out forest fires!

What do you get if you cross a dog and an airplane?

Answer!

A jet setter!

Why do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Answer!

Stuck!

Which side of a chicken has the most feathers?

Answer!

The outside!