Funny Texts | 10 Funny Texts Riddles

Why did the elephant wear green sneakers?

Answer!

Her red ones were in the wash!
Where do you find a turkey with no legs?

Answer!

Exactly where you left it!
If a crocodile makes shoes, what does a banana make?

Answer!

Slippers!
What did the pirate say when he turned 80?

Answer!

Aye matey!
How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

Answer!

None. They just have marketing portray the dead bulb as a feature.
Why is it hard for a ghost to tell a lie?

Answer!

You can see right through him.
A skeleton is in a bar. He goes up to the bar

Answer!

A pint of lager and a mop please.
What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief case?

Answer!

Branch manager.
How many lawyer jokes are there?

Answer!

Only three. The rest are true stories.
Why does California have the most lawyers, and New Jersey, the most toxic waste dumps?

Answer!

New Jersey got first pick.
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More Funny Texts Riddles:


What did the duck say after he went shopping?


Answer!

Put it on my bill!

How do blonde brain cells die ?


Answer!

Alone

What color socks do bears wear?


Answer!

They don't wear socks, they have bear feet!

Do you know what is wrong with political jokes?


Answer!

They get elected.

Why did the giant ape climbe up the side of the skyscraper?


Answer!

The elevator was broken!

What do you get when you cross a bad politician with a crooked lawyer?


Answer!

Chelsea.

Why did the shark spit out the clown?


Answer!

Because he tasted funny!

What animal is bad to play games with?


Answer!

A cheetah!

Which side of a penguin has the most feathers?


Answer!

The outside!

Which side of a parrot has the prettiest feathers?


Answer!

The outside!




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