Funny Texts | 10 Funny Texts Riddles

Why are there old dinosaur bones in the museum?

Answer!

Because they can't afford new ones!
What do you call it when it rains chickens and ducks?

Answer!

Foul weather!
How do elephants talk to each other long distance?

Answer!

On the elephone!
A skeleton is in a bar. He goes up to the bar

Answer!

A pint of lager and a mop please.
What makes more noise than a dinosaur?

Answer!

Two dinosaurs!
Why happened when the cat swallowed a coin?

Answer!

There was some money in the kitty.
What color socks do bears wear?

Answer!

They don't wear socks, they have bear feet!
How do blonde brain cells die ?

Answer!

Alone
What will she ask you?

Answer!

Is it mine?
Where do fish keep their money?

Answer!

In a river-bank!
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More Funny Texts Riddles:


What do you get when you cross a bad politician with a crooked lawyer?

Answer!

Chelsea.

What do you call it when it rains chickens and ducks?

Answer!

Foul weather!

What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

Answer!

A Moo-sician!

What kind of a key opens a banana?

Answer!

A monkey!

Where do penguins go to the movies?

Answer!

At the dive-in!

How does a blonde kill a fish?

Answer!

She drowns it

If fruit comes from a fruit tree, where does turkey come from?

Answer!

A poul-tree!

Why do hummingbirds hum?

Answer!

Because they forgot the words!

When is it very bad luck to see a black cat?

Answer!

When you're a mouse!

Where does a 500-pound canary sit?

Answer!

Anywhere it wants!