Funny Texts | 10 Funny Texts Riddles

What geometric figure is like a lost parrot?


Answer!

A polygon!

What will she ask you?


Answer!

Is it mine?

Why happened when the cat swallowed a coin?


Answer!

There was some money in the kitty.

How did the toad die?


Answer!

It Kermited suicide!

A skeleton is in a bar. He goes up to the bar


Answer!

A pint of lager and a mop please.

What makes more noise than a dinosaur?


Answer!

Two dinosaurs!

What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand?


Answer!

Quatro sinko!

Why are there old dinosaur bones in the museum?


Answer!

Because they can't afford new ones!

Why do you get if you cross a chili pepper, a shovel and a terrier?


Answer!

A hot-diggity-dog!

What color socks do bears wear?


Answer!

They don't wear socks, they have bear feet!
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More Funny Texts Riddles:


What do you call a crying Camel?


Answer!

A humpback wail!

What is the difference between a porcupine and a Porsche with two lawyers riding in it?


Answer!

A porcupine has pricks on the outside.

What do penguins sing at a birthday party?


Answer!

Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow!

Why was the mother firefly unhappy?


Answer!

Because her children weren't that bright!

What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?


Answer!

Tyrannosaurus wrecks!

How do you know that cats are not sensitive creatures?


Answer!

They never cry over spilt milk.

Why do dragons sleep during the day?


Answer!

So they can fight knights!

What do you see when you look into a blondes eyes?


Answer!

The back of her head.

How do you get down off an elephant?


Answer!

You don't, you get down off a duck!

What was the blonde doing up on the roof?


Answer!

Someone told her that the drinks were on the house!!




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