Funny Texts | 10 Funny Texts Riddles

How do teddy bears keep their den cool in summer?


Answer!

They use bear conditioning!

Where does a penguin keep its money?


Answer!

In a snow bank!

What does it mean if you find a horseshoe in the road?


Answer!

Some poor horse is walking around in his socks!

What do you call a blonde with ESP and PMS?


Answer!

A know-it-all bitch.

What did the cat have for breakfast?


Answer!

Mice Crispies!

Where do penguins go to dance?


Answer!

The snow ball!

What type of horse can jump higher than a house?


Answer!

All of them. Houses can't jump!

How do bees get to school?


Answer!

By school buzz!

What happens when you cross a pig with a lawyer?


Answer!

Nothing. There are some things a pig will not do.

Why did the blonde bake a chicken for 3-1/2 days?


Answer!

It said cook it for half an hour per pound, and she weighed 125 lbs.
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More Funny Texts Riddles:


Where do you find a chicken with no legs?


Answer!

Exactly where you left it!

What birds are found in Portugal?


Answer!

Portu-geese!

Where do frogs leave their hats and coats?


Answer!

In the croakroom!

What is the difference between Elvis and smart blondes?


Answer!

Elvis has been sighted

How do two snails fight?


Answer!

They slug it out!

How does a frog feel when he has a broken leg?


Answer!

A Unhoppy!

How do you plant dope?


Answer!

Bury a blonde.

Why are frogs so happy?


Answer!

Because they eat what bugs them!

What do you get when a turkey lays an egg on top of a barn?


Answer!

An eggroll!

Why does a flamingo stand on one leg?


Answer!

Because if he lifted that leg off the ground he would fall down!




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