Funny Texts | 10 Funny Texts Riddles

What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?

Answer!

Damn!
What do you call a blonde with ESP and PMS?

Answer!

A know-it-all bitch.
What does it mean if you find a horseshoe in the road?

Answer!

Some poor horse is walking around in his socks!
Where do penguins go to dance?

Answer!

The snow ball!
How do bees get to school?

Answer!

By school buzz!
What type of horse can jump higher than a house?

Answer!

All of them. Houses can't jump!
What happens when you cross a pig with a lawyer?

Answer!

Nothing. There are some things a pig will not do.
Where does a penguin keep its money?

Answer!

In a snow bank!
Why did the blonde bake a chicken for 3-1/2 days?

Answer!

It said cook it for half an hour per pound, and she weighed 125 lbs.
What did the cat have for breakfast?

Answer!

Mice Crispies!
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What do you do when you see an elephant with a basketball?

Answer!

You get out of the way!

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct?

Answer!

Because they wouldn't take a bath!

Lawyers are like nuclear warheads.

Answer!

You gotta have them because the other guy has them.

Is it raining cats and dogs?

Answer!

It's okay, as long as it doesn't rein-deer!

What is out of bounds?

Answer!

A tired kangaroo!

What did the fish say when he swam into the concrete wall?

Answer!

Dam!

Why are elephants so wrinkled?

Answer!

They take too long to iron!

How do fleas travel from place to place?

Answer!

By itch-hiking?

What do you get when you cross an octopus and a cow?

Answer!

An animal that can milk itself!

What did the spider say when he broke his new web?

Answer!

Darn it!