Funny Texts | 10 Funny Texts Riddles

Why was the cat so small?

Answer!

Because it only ate condensed milk.
What kind of bird can carry the most weight?

Answer!

The crane!
What bird is always sad?

Answer!

The blue jay!
How do bees get to school?

Answer!

By school buzz!
Why do bees have sticky hair?

Answer!

Because they have honeycombs!
What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cow?

Answer!

Roost beef!
Why do dogs run in circles?

Answer!

Because it's too hard to run in squares!
What do you do when you see an elephant with a basketball?

Answer!

You get out of the way!
What do you call a fish without an eye?

Answer!

fsh!
What animal is good at cricket?

Answer!

A bat!
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More Funny Texts Riddles:


What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?


Answer!

A cat-a-logue

Why did the chewing gum cross the road?


Answer!

It was stuck to the chicken's foot!

Why do bears have fur coats?


Answer!

Because they look silly wearing jackets!

What do you get when a turkey lays an egg on top of a barn?


Answer!

An eggroll!

Which side of a turkey has the most feathers?


Answer!

The outside!

Why do blondes work seven days a week?


Answer!

So you do not have to retrain them on Monday.

What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand?


Answer!

Quatro sinko!

What happened to the lost cattle?


Answer!

Nobody's herd!

What is the difference between a lawyer and an onion?


Answer!

You cry when you cut up an onion.

Why do frogs have webbed feet?


Answer!

To stamp out forest fires!



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