Funny Texts | 10 Funny Texts Riddles

Where do fish keep their money?


Answer!

In a river-bank!

What color socks do bears wear?


Answer!

They don't wear socks, they have bear feet!

What do you call a frog with no hind legs?


Answer!

Unhoppy!

Why did the Archaeopteryx catch the worm?


Answer!

Because it was an early bird!

What do you call it when it rains chickens and ducks?


Answer!

Foul weather!

What time is it when you find an elephant in your car?


Answer!

Time to get a new car!

How do you keep a blonde busy all day?


Answer!

Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner.

What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot?


Answer!

A carrot!

When is a black dog not a black dog?


Answer!

When it's a greyhound!

How does a penguin build its house?


Answer!

Igloos it together!
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More Funny Texts Riddles:


What is the difference between a porcupine and a Porsche with two lawyers riding in it?


Answer!

A porcupine has pricks on the outside.

When a duck has no money, what does it tell the waiter?


Answer!

Put it on my bill!

What do you call a snake with a great personality?


Answer!

A snake charmer!

What is the difference between a blonde and a shopping cart?


Answer!

The shopping cart has a mind of its own.

What do you call Tyrannosaurus rex when it wears a cowboy hat and boots?


Answer!

Tyrannosaurus tex!

What do smart blondes and UFOs have in common?


Answer!

You always hear about them but never see them

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a honey bee?


Answer!

Bah-humbug!

Where do penguins go to dance?


Answer!

The snow ball!

What do you call a horse that lives next door?


Answer!

A neigh-bor!

What did one flea say to the other?


Answer!

Should we walk or take a dog?




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