Funny Texts | 10 Funny Texts Riddles

What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand?

Answer!

Quatro sinko!
Why did the Archaeopteryx catch the worm?

Answer!

Because it was an early bird!
Which circus performers can see in the dark?

Answer!

The acro-bats!
What time is it when you find an elephant in your car?

Answer!

Time to get a new car!
What do you call a frog with no hind legs?

Answer!

Unhoppy!
Why do you get if you cross a chili pepper, a shovel and a terrier?

Answer!

A hot-diggity-dog!
How do you keep a blonde busy all day?

Answer!

Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner.
What do you get when you cross a cow and a goat?

Answer!

A coat!
What do you call a crate of ducks?

Answer!

A box of quackers
What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot?

Answer!

A carrot!
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More Funny Texts Riddles:


What do dogs eat at the movies?

Answer!

Pup-corn!

What do you do with a green elephant?

Answer!

Wait till it ripens!

What does a mixed-up hen lay?

Answer!

Scrambled eggs!

How do bees get to school?

Answer!

By school buzz!

How do you confuse a fish?

Answer!

Put it in a round fishbowl and tell it to go to the corner!

Why did the blonde ask her friends to save burned-out light bulbs?

Answer!

She needed them for the darkroom she was building.

What do you call a cow with two legs?

Answer!

Lean beef!

What does an evil hen lay?

Answer!

Deviled eggs!

What is the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

Answer!

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.

What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?

Answer!

Your Honor.