Funny Texts | 10 Funny Texts Riddles

What do you call a lawyer gone bad?

Answer!

Senator.
Why does California have the most lawyers, and New Jersey, the most toxic waste dumps?

Answer!

New Jersey got first pick.
What do you give a sick bird?

Answer!

Tweetment!
What do you get if you cross a centipede and a parrot?

Answer!

A walkie-talkie!
What are caterpillars afraid of?

Answer!

Doger-pillars!
What do you get from a pampered cow?

Answer!

Spoiled milk!
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?

Answer!

Tyrannosaurus wrecks!
What do you call a Stegosaurus with carrots in its ears?

Answer!

Anything you want, it can't hear you!
Why is a tree like a big dog?

Answer!

They both have lot of bark!
What do you do with a green elephant?

Answer!

Wait till it ripens!
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More Funny Texts Riddles:


What did the pony say when it had a sore throat?


Answer!

I'm a little hoarse!

What animals are the best pets?


Answer!

Cats, because they are purr-fect!

What animals are on legal documents?


Answer!

Seals!

Why did the giant ape climbe up the side of the skyscraper?


Answer!

The elevator was broken!

What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?


Answer!

Your Honor.

Why did the chewing gum cross the road?


Answer!

It was stuck to the chicken's foot!

What do you get when you cross a cow and a goat?


Answer!

A coat!

What sickness do horses hate the most?


Answer!

Hay fever!

How can you tell which are the oldest rabbits?


Answer!

Just look for the gray hares!

Which circus performers can see in the dark?


Answer!

The acro-bats!




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