Funny Texts | 10 Funny Texts Riddles

Is it raining cats and dogs?


Answer!

It's okay, as long as it doesn't rein-deer!

What do you call a grumpy cow?


Answer!

Moo-dy!

What do you get when you cross a cow and a goat?


Answer!

A coat!

Why did God give blondes 2% more intelligence than horses?


Answer!

He did not want them pooping in the street during parades, too

How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?


Answer!

The entire team! And they all get a semesters credit for it!

What do you call a crate of ducks?


Answer!

A box of quackers

What do you get if you cross Bambi with a ghost?


Answer!

Bamboo!

What do you call it when it rains turkeys?


Answer!

Foul weather!

A man walks up to you and says: everything I say to you is a lie


Answer!

Is he telling you the truth or is he lying? He is lying. Even though he is lying when he says -everything- he says is a lie, some of the things he says can be a lie, and this is one of them.

What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the courtroom?


Answer!

Odor in the court!
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More Funny Texts Riddles:


Why was the blonde excited when she finished the jigsaw puzzle in six months?


Answer!

Because the box said 4 to 6 years.

Which dinosaur slept all day?


Answer!

The dino-snore!

Which side of a chicken has the most feathers?


Answer!

The outside!

What is even smarter than a talking bird?


Answer!

A spelling bee!

How do fleas travel from place to place?


Answer!

By itch-hiking!

How do bees get to school?


Answer!

By school buzz!

How many Marxists does it take to screw in a light bulb?


Answer!

The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.

What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?


Answer!

A Moo-sician!

What is the difference between a blonde and a shopping cart?


Answer!

The shopping cart has a mind of its own.

What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the courtroom?


Answer!

Odor in the court!




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