Funny Texts | 10 Funny Texts Riddles

What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak?

Answer!

Mouse code!
Which side of a parrot has the prettiest feathers?

Answer!

The outside!
What do penguins wear on their heads?

Answer!

Ice caps!
Why did the pig become an actor?

Answer!

Because he was a ham
Why was the rabbit so upset?

Answer!

She was having a bad hare day!
What do you call a dumb bunny?

Answer!

A hare brain!
If fruit comes from a fruit tree, where does turkey come from?

Answer!

A poul-tree!
What did the blonde say to her doctor when he told her she was pregnant?

Answer!

Is it mine?
What do you call a lawyer gone bad?

Answer!

Senator.
What happened when the lion ate the clown?

Answer!

He felt funny!
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More Funny Texts Riddles:


How many corporate attorneys does it take to change a light bulb?


Answer!

Who knows, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.

Why did God give blondes 2% more intelligence than horses?


Answer!

He did not want them pooping in the street during parades, too

What do you call a rabbit comedian?


Answer!

A funny bunny!

Why did the giant ape climbe up the side of the skyscraper?


Answer!

The elevator was broken!

What did the dinosaur say after the car crash?


Answer!

I'm-so-saurus!

What do you get when you cross a walrus with a bee?


Answer!

A wallaby!

What happens when you cross a pig with a lawyer?


Answer!

Nothing. There are some things a pig will not do.

What animal is best at baseball?


Answer!

A bat!

What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cow?


Answer!

Roost beef!

What type of markets do dogs avoid?


Answer!

Flea markets!




One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
I've decided to sell my Hoover... well, it was just collecting dust.
No, those pants don't make you look fatter. I mean, how could they?
Men read Playboy for the articles, women go to malls for the music.
Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.