Funny Texts | 10 Funny Texts Riddles

Is it raining cats and dogs?

Answer!

It's okay, as long as it doesn't rein-deer!
When is a black dog not a black dog?

Answer!

When it's a greyhound!
How does a penguin build its house?

Answer!

Igloos it together!
What do you call a grumpy cow?

Answer!

Moo-dy!
How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

Answer!

The entire team! And they all get a semesters credit for it!
Why did God give blondes 2% more intelligence than horses?

Answer!

He did not want them pooping in the street during parades, too
What do you get if you cross Bambi with a ghost?

Answer!

Bamboo!
What do you call it when it rains turkeys?

Answer!

Foul weather!
A man walks up to you and says: everything I say to you is a lie

Answer!

Is he telling you the truth or is he lying? He is lying. Even though he is lying when he says -everything- he says is a lie, some of the things he says can be a lie, and this is one of them.
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the courtroom?

Answer!

Odor in the court!
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Why did the blonde bake a chicken for 3-1/2 days?

Answer!

It said cook it for half an hour per pound, and she weighed 125 lbs.

What is the difference between Elvis and smart blondes?

Answer!

Elvis has been sighted

What do you call a cow with two legs?

Answer!

Lean beef!

How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?

Answer!

Terrier-fied!

Why do dragons sleep during the day?

Answer!

So they can fight knights!

How do you close a letter under the sea?

Answer!

With a seal!

What do you call a blonde with half a brain?

Answer!

Gifted

What do you call a happy Lassie?

Answer!

A jolly collie!

How do you confuse a fish?

Answer!

Put it in a round fishbowl and tell it to go to the corner!

What do you get if you cross a tarantula and a rose?

Answer!

I'm not sure, but I wouldn't try smelling it!