Funny Texts | 10 Funny Texts Riddles

What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?

Answer!

Polaroids!
How do you know that cats are not sensitive creatures?

Answer!

They never cry over spilt milk.
Why do male deer need braces?

Answer!

Because they have buck teeth!
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?

Answer!

An eggroll!
Why did the blonde ask her friends to save burned-out light bulbs?

Answer!

She needed them for the darkroom she was building.
What is the blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?

Answer!

Trying to hold on to a thought.
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More Funny Texts Riddles:


Which fish is the most famous?

Answer!

The star fish!

How do you know that cats are not sensitive creatures?

Answer!

They never cry over spilt milk.

What do smart blondes and UFOs have in common?

Answer!

You always hear about them but never see them

What does a duck like to eat with soup?

Answer!

Quackers!

Which dinosaur slept all day?

Answer!

The dino-snore!

How did the toad die?

Answer!

It Kermited suicide!

What happened to the dog that swallowed a firefly?

Answer!

It barked with de-light!

Which circus performers can see in the dark?

Answer!

The acro-bats!

What are caterpillars afraid of?

Answer!

Doger-pillars!

What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?

Answer!

A snake in the brass!