Funny Texts Riddles * 10 Funny Texts Riddles

If a crocodile makes shoes, what does a banana make?


Answer!

Slippers!

How many lawyer jokes are there?


Answer!

Only three. The rest are true stories.

Where do Eskimos train their dogs?


Answer!

In the mush room!

What did the horse say when he fell?


Answer!

I have fallen and I can not giddy up!

Lawyers are like nuclear warheads.


Answer!

You gotta have them because the other guy has them.

Why do birds fly south for the winter?


Answer!

Because it's too far to walk!

What do you call a Stegosaurus with carrots in its ears?


Answer!

Anything you want, it can't hear you!

What are caterpillars afraid of?


Answer!

Doger-pillars!

How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?


Answer!

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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More Funny Texts Riddles:


Why did the blonde stare at frozen orange juice can for two hours?


Answer!

Because it said concentrate.

Why did the turkey cross the road twice?


Answer!

To prove he wasn't chicken!

What do you get if you cross a canary and a 50-foot long snake?


Answer!

A sing-a-long!

What bird is always sad?


Answer!

The blue jay!

What do you call a horse that lives next door?


Answer!

A neigh-bor!

What do you get when you cross an octopus and a cow?


Answer!

An animal that can milk itself!

What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?


Answer!

A croaker spaniel!

Why is it hard for a ghost to tell a lie?


Answer!

You can see right through him.

Where does a penguin keep its money?


Answer!

In a snow bank!

What animal cheats at exams?


Answer!

The cheetah!


One-Liner Top 5:

The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.

The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.

Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.

Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!

What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses.




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