Funny Texts Riddles * 10 Funny Texts Riddles
How many lawyer jokes are there?
Only three. The rest are true stories.
What did the horse say when he fell?
I have fallen and I can not giddy up!
Lawyers are like nuclear warheads.
You gotta have them because the other guy has them.
What do you call a Stegosaurus with carrots in its ears?
Anything you want, it can't hear you!
How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
More Funny Texts Riddles:
Why did the blonde stare at frozen orange juice can for two hours?
Because it said concentrate.
Why did the turkey cross the road twice?
To prove he wasn't chicken!
What do you get if you cross a canary and a 50-foot long snake?
What bird is always sad?
The blue jay!
What do you call a horse that lives next door?
What do you get when you cross an octopus and a cow?
An animal that can milk itself!
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
A croaker spaniel!
Why is it hard for a ghost to tell a lie?
You can see right through him.
Where does a penguin keep its money?
In a snow bank!
What animal cheats at exams?
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What Do Blondes Have In Common With Butter
Who Were Jenna And Barbara Bush With When They Got Caught By The Police
A Woman Walks Into The Store And Purchases The Following
Why Are Boats Girls
Yo Mama So Ugly She Looked At The President On A Dollar Bill
I heard Donald Trump is going to build a wall
When A Person Assists A Criminal In Breaking The Law Before The Criminal Gets Arrested We Call Him An Accomplice
Yo Mama Is So Ugly When She Wakes Up
If Your Front Porch Collapses And Kills
Two Neighbors Were Talking About Work When One Asked Say Why Did The Foreman Fire You
Your Mama So Fat She Sat On A Rainbow
A Blonde On Her Lunch Break Goes To A Soda Pop Machine And She Puts A Quarter In
Why Is It So Difficult To Find Men Who Are Caring Sensitive And Good-looking
The Top 10 Least Popular Halloween Handouts
The Plane's Cabin Was Being Served By An Obviously Gay Flight Attendant Who Was Just As Obviously Enjoying Himself
A Brunette Goes To The Doctor And As She Touches Each Part Of Her Body With Her Finger
How Many Rednecks Does It Take To Screw In A Light Bulb
Yo Mama Is Stupid She Tried To Throw A Rock
What Do You Call A Blonde Doing A Handstand
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One-Liner Top 5:
The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.
The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.
Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.
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