Funny Texts | 10 Funny Texts Riddles

How do you know that cats are not sensitive creatures?

Answer!

They never cry over spilt milk.
What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?

Answer!

Polaroids!
Why do male deer need braces?

Answer!

Because they have buck teeth!
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?

Answer!

An eggroll!
Why did the blonde ask her friends to save burned-out light bulbs?

Answer!

She needed them for the darkroom she was building.
What is the blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?

Answer!

Trying to hold on to a thought.
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More Funny Texts Riddles:


How do you know when you are old?


Answer!

When you can date someone half your age without breaking the law.

Why did the blonde stare at frozen orange juice can for two hours?


Answer!

Because it said concentrate.

Why is Peter Pan always flying?


Answer!

He neverlands!

What is the difference between Elvis and smart blondes?


Answer!

Elvis has been sighted

Did you hear about the blonde who got locked in the bathroom?


Answer!

She was in there so long, she wet her pants.

What was the blonde doing up on the roof?


Answer!

Someone told her that the drinks were on the house!!

What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?


Answer!

Tyrannosaurus wrecks!

Why did the chewing gum cross the road?


Answer!

It was stuck to the chicken's foot!

What do you call a dog that is left handed?


Answer!

A south paw!

What did the cat have for breakfast?


Answer!

Mice Crispies!




One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom until they are flashing behind you.
Apple should make a sarcasm font and call it the iRoll.
Do you wanna see a magic trick? Watch me pull something out of my pants!
People say I'm condescending. That means I talk down to people.