Funny Texts | 10 Funny Texts Riddles

What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?


Answer!

A croaker spaniel!

Why do Blondes wear earmuffs?


Answer!

To avoid the draft.

What do you give a sick bird?


Answer!

Tweetment!

What did the pony say when it had a sore throat?


Answer!

I'm a little hoarse!

When does a dog go "moo"?


Answer!

When it is learning a new language!

What did the fish say when he swam into the concrete wall?


Answer!

Dam!

How do you know when you are old?


Answer!

When you can date someone half your age without breaking the law.

How do fleas travel from place to place?


Answer!

By itch-hiking?

What kind of a key opens a banana?


Answer!

A monkey!

What do you call a blonde with half a brain?


Answer!

Gifted
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More Funny Texts Riddles:


What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch?


Answer!

Time to get a new watch!

What do you call a Stegosaurus with carrots in its ears?


Answer!

Anything you want, it can't hear you!

What do you get when you cross an octopus and a cow?


Answer!

An animal that can milk itself!

What kind of pigs know karate?


Answer!

Pork chops!

What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes?


Answer!

Do-ya-think-he-saw-us!

Why do hummingbirds hum?


Answer!

Because they forgot the words!

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?


Answer!

An eggroll!

Is it raining cats and dogs?


Answer!

It's okay, as long as it doesn't rein-deer!

What do you get when you cross a walrus with a bee?


Answer!

A wallaby!

Chickens rise when the rooster crows, but when do ducks get up?


Answer!

At the quack of dawn!




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Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
I feel like I would enjoy getting out of bed more if I had to do it only three times a week. This every-day thing is overkill.
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
Love is like a machine... sometimes you need a good screw to fix it.
The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.