Funny Texts | 10 Funny Texts Riddles

What animal is good at cricket?

Answer!

A bat!
What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand?

Answer!

Quatro sinko!
How many software people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Answer!

None. That is a hardware problem
How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

Answer!

The entire team! And they all get a semesters credit for it!
How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

Answer!

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
How can you tell a blonde has been at a computer?

Answer!

There is cheese in front of the mouse.
What did the blonde name her pet zebra?

Answer!

Spot
How do you plant dope?

Answer!

Bury a blonde.
How do blonde brain cells die ?

Answer!

Alone
How do you keep a blonde busy all day?

Answer!

Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner.
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More Funny Texts Riddles:


Why was the rabbit so upset?


Answer!

She was having a bad hare day!

Where do frogs leave their hats and coats?


Answer!

In the croakroom!

Why are spiders good swimmers?


Answer!

They have webbed feet!

Why did the boy stand behind the horse?


Answer!

He thought he might get a kick out of it!

How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?


Answer!

None. They just have marketing portray the dead bulb as a feature.

What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?


Answer!

A pie-thon!

What happens when a frog parks in a no-parking space?


Answer!

It gets toad away!

What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp?


Answer!

A bear-faced lyre!

What animals are on legal documents?


Answer!

Seals!

How does a penguin make pancakes?


Answer!

With its flippers!



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