Funny Texts | 10 Funny Texts Riddles

What do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle and a rooster?


Answer!

Cockerpoodledoo!

What animal is good at cricket?


Answer!

A bat!

Did you hear the joke about the broken egg?


Answer!

Yes, it cracked me up!

How do chickens bake a cake?


Answer!

From scratch!

What do you say to a frog who needs a ride?


Answer!

Hop in!

Why does a flamingo stand on one leg?


Answer!

Because if he lifted that leg off the ground he would fall down!

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a honey bee?


Answer!

Bah-humbug!

What do you get when you cross a bad politician with a crooked lawyer?


Answer!

Chelsea.

How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?


Answer!

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.

Why are elephants so wrinkled?


Answer!

They take too long to iron!
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More Funny Texts Riddles:


How can you tell a blonde has been at a computer?


Answer!

There is cheese in front of the mouse.

What do penguins wear on their heads?


Answer!

Ice caps!

What did the buffalo say to his son when he went away on a trip?


Answer!

Bi-son!

What does an evil hen lay?


Answer!

Deviled eggs!

What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?


Answer!

A pie-thon!

What does a duck like to eat with soup?


Answer!

Quackers!

When does a dog go "moo"?


Answer!

When it is learning a new language!

Did you hear about the new sushi bar that caters exclusively to lawyers?


Answer!

A. It is called Sosumi.

What dog loves to take bubble baths?


Answer!

A shampoodle!

What game do you NOT want to play with an elephant?


Answer!

Squash!




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Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
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Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
Love is like a machine... sometimes you need a good screw to fix it.
The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.