Funny Texts | 10 Funny Texts Riddles

What do ducks watch on TV?

Answer!

Duckumentaries!
What did the fish say when he swam into the concrete wall?

Answer!

Dam!
How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

Answer!

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
What is the difference between Elvis and smart blondes?

Answer!

Elvis has been sighted
What do smart blondes and UFOs have in common?

Answer!

You always hear about them but never see them
What does a duck like to eat with soup?

Answer!

Quackers!
What makes more noise than a dog barking outside your window?

Answer!

Two dogs barking outside your window!
What happens when a frog parks in a no-parking space?

Answer!

It gets toad away!
Why is it hard for a ghost to tell a lie?

Answer!

You can see right through him.
What type of horses only go out at night?

Answer!

Nightmares!
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More Funny Texts Riddles:


When a duck has no money, what does it tell the waiter?

Answer!

Put it on my bill!

What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair?

Answer!

Lily!

What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes?

Answer!

Do-ya-think-he-saw-us!

How does a penguin make pancakes?

Answer!

With its flippers!

When is a dog not a dog?

Answer!

When it is pure bred/bread!

What do fish and maps have in common?

Answer!

They both have scales!

Which side of a parrot has the prettiest feathers?

Answer!

The outside!

Where do tough chickens come from?

Answer!

Hard-boiled eggs!

What snakes are good at doing sums?

Answer!

Adders!

What did the duck say after he went shopping?

Answer!

Put it on my bill!