Funny Texts | 10 Funny Texts Riddles

Why are elephants so wrinkled?


Answer!

They take too long to iron!

What do you call bears with no ears?


Answer!

B!

What do frogs wear on their feet?


Answer!

Open toad shoes!

Where do you find a chicken with no legs?


Answer!

Exactly where you left it!

Why did the kid throw the butter out the window?


Answer!

To see the butter fly!

What do smart blondes and UFOs have in common?


Answer!

You always hear about them but never see them

What do you do when you see an elephant with a basketball?


Answer!

You get out of the way!

How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?


Answer!

Terrier-fied!

What happens when a frog parks in a no-parking space?


Answer!

It gets toad away!

What makes more noise than a dog barking outside your window?


Answer!

Two dogs barking outside your window!
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What is the biggest ant in the world?


Answer!

An eleph-ant!

What do you call a happy Lassie?


Answer!

A jolly collie!

Is it raining cats and dogs?


Answer!

It's okay, as long as it doesn't rein-deer!

What do penguins have for lunch?


Answer!

Icebergers!

What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?


Answer!

A cat-a-logue

What to polar bears eat for lunch?


Answer!

Ice berg-ers!

Why was the cat so small?


Answer!

Because it only ate condensed milk.

Did you hear about the blonde who got locked in the bathroom?


Answer!

She was in there so long, she wet her pants.

Why did the elephant wear green sneakers?


Answer!

Her red ones were in the wash!

What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?


Answer!

A snake in the brass!




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