Funny Texts | 10 Funny Texts Riddles

What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes?

Answer!

Do-ya-think-he-saw-us!
What do you get when you cross a Rottweiler and a collie?

Answer!

A dog who bites you, and then goes for help!
When is a dog not a dog?

Answer!

When it is pure bred/bread!
What do you call young dogs who play in the snow?

Answer!

Slush puppies!
Why do you get if you cross a chili pepper, a shovel and a terrier?

Answer!

A hot-diggity-dog!
What do you call a black Alaskan dog?

Answer!

A dusky husky!
What do dogs have that no other animals have?

Answer!

Puppies!
What breed of dog does Dracula have?

Answer!

A bloodhound!
What makes more noise than a dog barking outside your window?

Answer!

Two dogs barking outside your window!
What does a mixed-up hen lay?

Answer!

Scrambled eggs!
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More Funny Texts Riddles:


What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the courtroom?


Answer!

Odor in the court!

What is the difference between a blonde and a shopping cart?


Answer!

The shopping cart has a mind of its own.

How do bees get to school?


Answer!

By school buzz!

When does a dog go "moo"?


Answer!

When it is learning a new language!

How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?


Answer!

You will not find a lawyer who can change a light bulb. Now, if you are looking for a lawyer to screw a light bulb

What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?


Answer!

Try-Try-Try-ceratops!

What is the difference between Elvis and smart blondes?


Answer!

Elvis has been sighted

What do you get when you cross an octopus and a cow?


Answer!

An animal that can milk itself!

Why did God give blondes 2% more intelligence than horses?


Answer!

He did not want them pooping in the street during parades, too

Chickens rise when the rooster crows, but when do ducks get up?


Answer!

At the quack of dawn!




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