Funny Texts | 10 Funny Texts Riddles

How do you confuse a fish?


Answer!

Put it in a round fishbowl and tell it to go to the corner!

What happens when a frog parks in a no-parking space?


Answer!

It gets toad away!

What do you get from a pampered cow?


Answer!

Spoiled milk!

What does a duck like to eat with soup?


Answer!

Quackers!

What kind of book does a rabbit like to read?


Answer!

One with a hoppy ending!

How does a blonde high-5?


Answer!

She smacks herself in the forehead.

Why did the viper viper nose?


Answer!

Because she adder handkerchief!

What is the difference between Elvis and smart blondes?


Answer!

Elvis has been sighted

What do you call a bear with no teeth?


Answer!

A gummy bear!

Why are frogs so happy?


Answer!

Because they eat what bugs them!
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More Funny Texts Riddles:


What sickness do horses hate the most?


Answer!

Hay fever!

What do you call young dogs who play in the snow?


Answer!

Slush puppies!

What game do you NOT want to play with an elephant?


Answer!

Squash!

Why did the viper viper nose?


Answer!

Because she adder handkerchief!

What is the difference between a blonde and a shopping cart?


Answer!

The shopping cart has a mind of its own.

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?


Answer!

Because if they flew over the bay they would be called bagels!

What did the Tyrannosaurus rex get after mopping the floor?


Answer!

Dino-sore!

What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand?


Answer!

Quatro sinko!

What does a mixed-up hen lay?


Answer!

Scrambled eggs!

How does a frog feel when he has a broken leg?


Answer!

A Unhoppy!




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