Funny Texts | 10 Funny Texts Riddles

What do you call young dogs who play in the snow?

Answer!

Slush puppies!
Why do you get if you cross a chili pepper, a shovel and a terrier?

Answer!

A hot-diggity-dog!
What do you call a black Alaskan dog?

Answer!

A dusky husky!
What do dogs have that no other animals have?

Answer!

Puppies!
What breed of dog does Dracula have?

Answer!

A bloodhound!
What makes more noise than a dog barking outside your window?

Answer!

Two dogs barking outside your window!
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?

Answer!

Terrier-fied!
What does a mixed-up hen lay?

Answer!

Scrambled eggs!
What does an evil hen lay?

Answer!

Deviled eggs!
How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Answer!

Take away her credit card!
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More Funny Texts Riddles:


What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig?


Answer!

A teddy boar!

How do you confuse a fish?


Answer!

Put it in a round fishbowl and tell it to go to the corner!

What snakes are good at doing sums?


Answer!

Adders!

What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?


Answer!

A dingo-ling!

What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?


Answer!

Morse toad!

How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?


Answer!

That is not funny!

How do you know if there is a elephant in your refrigerator?


Answer!

The door won't shut!

How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?


Answer!

The entire team! And they all get a semesters credit for it!

What do you call a snake who works for the government?


Answer!

A civil serpent!

What do you call a cow with two legs?


Answer!

Lean beef!



One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
No, those pants don't make you look fatter. I mean, how could they?
Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.
Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!