Funny Texts | 10 Funny Texts Riddles

Why did the shark spit out the clown?

Answer!

Because he tasted funny!
How deep is a frog pond?

Answer!

Kneedeep, kneedeep!
Why did the giant ape climbe up the side of the skyscraper?

Answer!

The elevator was broken!
How do you catch a monkey?

Answer!

Climb a tree and act like a banana!
What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot?

Answer!

A carrot!
Where do penguins go to the movies?

Answer!

At the dive-in!
What do penguins have for lunch?

Answer!

Icebergers!
How does a penguin make pancakes?

Answer!

With its flippers!
What do penguins sing at a birthday party?

Answer!

Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow!
How does a penguin build its house?

Answer!

Igloos it together!
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More Funny Texts Riddles:


Why did the chicken go to the seance?


Answer!

To get to the other side!

Which side of a chicken has the most feathers?


Answer!

The outside!

What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig?


Answer!

A teddy boar!

What do you get when you cross a parrot and a shark?


Answer!

A bird that talks your ear off!

What do you get when you cross a shark and a snowman?


Answer!

Frostbite!

Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was hammering?


Answer!

The noise gave her a headache.

What do teddy bears do when it rains?


Answer!

They get wet!

Is it raining cats and dogs?


Answer!

It's okay, as long as it doesn't rein-deer!

What do you call a line of rabbits walking backwards?


Answer!

A receding hareline!

Why happened when the cat swallowed a coin?


Answer!

There was some money in the kitty.




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