Funny Texts | 10 Funny Texts Riddles

What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Answer!

Alley cats!
What do you call it when a dinosaur makes a goal with a soccer ball?

Answer!

A dino-score!
Where do frogs leave their hats and coats?

Answer!

In the croakroom!
What is it when a blonde blows into another blondes ear?

Answer!

Data transfer.
What do you call a bear with no teeth?

Answer!

A gummy bear!
Why did the monkey like the banana?

Answer!

Because it had appeal!
What do you give a sick snake?

Answer!

Asp-irin!
Where did the turtle get a new shell?

Answer!

From the hard-wear store!
Why did the chewing gum cross the road?

Answer!

It was stuck to the chicken's foot!
What kind of book does a rabbit like to read?

Answer!

One with a hoppy ending!
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More Funny Texts Riddles:


How can you tell a blonde has been at a computer?

Answer!

There is cheese in front of the mouse.

What did one flea say to the other?

Answer!

Should we walk or take a dog?

What do you get when you cross an octopus and a cow?

Answer!

An animal that can milk itself!

What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?

Answer!

A pie-thon!

What do you get when you cross a frog and a bunny?

Answer!

A ribbit!

What did the buffalo say to his son when he went away on a trip?

Answer!

Bi-son!

How do you get down off an elephant?

Answer!

You don't, you get down off a duck!

Which animal grows down?

Answer!

A duck!

How do bees get to school?

Answer!

By school buzz!

How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

Answer!

That is not funny!