Funny Texts | 10 Funny Texts Riddles

Why is it hard for a ghost to tell a lie?


Answer!

You can see right through him.

What is the difference between Elvis and smart blondes?


Answer!

Elvis has been sighted

What snakes are found on cars?


Answer!

Windshield vipers!

Where do chimps get their gossip?


Answer!

On the ape vine!

What kind of cats like to go bowling?


Answer!

Alley cats!

What did the buffalo say to his son when he went away on a trip?


Answer!

Bi-son!

What do you call a happy Lassie?


Answer!

A jolly collie!

Where do frogs leave their hats and coats?


Answer!

In the croakroom!

What do you give a sick snake?


Answer!

Asp-irin!

Why do blondes not have elevator jobs?


Answer!

They do not know the route.
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More Funny Texts Riddles:


Why did the turkey cross the road?


Answer!

It was the chicken's day off!

How deep is a frog pond?


Answer!

Kneedeep, kneedeep!

How do you keep a blonde busy all day?


Answer!

Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner.

Which dinosaur slept all day?


Answer!

The dino-snore!

How do you know that cats are not sensitive creatures?


Answer!

They never cry over spilt milk.

Why did the Archaeopteryx catch the worm?


Answer!

Because it was an early bird!

What animal cheats at exams?


Answer!

The cheetah!

What do lawyers and bullfrogs have in common?


Answer!

Both have a big head that consists mostly of mouth.

Has anyone seen Quasimodo?


Answer!

I have a hunch he is back!

How can you tell a blonde has been at a computer?


Answer!

There is cheese in front of the mouse.




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