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Have you heard about the cow astronaut?


He landed on the moooon!

What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig?


A teddy boar!

What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with a pig?


Jurassic Pork

What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?


Your Honor.

What do you get if you cross a tarantula and a rose?


I'm not sure, but I wouldn't try smelling it!

Why do you need a license for a dog and not for a cat?


Cats can't drive!

What is gray and blue and very big?


An elephant holding it's breath!

What kind of bird can carry the most weight?


The crane!

How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?


You will not find a lawyer who can change a light bulb. Now, if you are looking for a lawyer to screw a light bulb

How do bees get to school?


By school buzz!
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More Funny Texts Riddles:

What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?


Morse toad!

Why does California have the most lawyers, and New Jersey, the most toxic waste dumps?


New Jersey got first pick.

What do you call it when it rains chickens and ducks?


Foul weather!

If a crocodile makes shoes, what does a banana make?



How did the toad die?


It croaked!

Which animal grows down?


A duck!

Why was the baby ant confused?


Because all of his uncles were ants!

What does a blond and a beer bottle have in common?


They are both empty from the neck up.

What birds are found in Portugal?



How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?


Three. One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.

One-Liner Top 5:

Even if you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid!

What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses.

When you go into court, you are putting your fate into the hands of people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.

The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.