Funny Texts Riddles * 10 Funny Texts Riddles

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Have you heard about the cow astronaut?



Answer!

He landed on the moooon!

What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig?



Answer!

A teddy boar!

What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with a pig?



Answer!

Jurassic Pork

What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?



Answer!

Your Honor.

What do you get if you cross a tarantula and a rose?



Answer!

I'm not sure, but I wouldn't try smelling it!

Why do you need a license for a dog and not for a cat?



Answer!

Cats can't drive!

What is gray and blue and very big?



Answer!

An elephant holding it's breath!

What kind of bird can carry the most weight?



Answer!

The crane!

Why was the cat so small?



Answer!

Because it only ate condensed milk.

How do bees get to school?



Answer!

By school buzz!
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More Funny Texts Riddles:


What do you call a blonde with half a brain?


Answer!

Gifted

What do dogs eat at the movies?


Answer!

Pup-corn!

What do you call eight blondes in a freezer?


Answer!

Frosted flakes.

What did one flea say to the other?


Answer!

Should we walk or take a dog?

What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?


Answer!

Damn!

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?


Answer!

An eggroll!

Why did the police arrest the turkey?


Answer!

They suspected it of fowl play!

How do monkeys get down the stairs?


Answer!

They slide down the banana-ster!

What do you get when you cross a walrus with a bee?


Answer!

A wallaby!

What sickness do horses hate the most?


Answer!

Hay fever!


One-Liner Top 5:

Even if you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid!

What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses.

When you go into court, you are putting your fate into the hands of people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.

The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.