Funny Texts Riddles * 10 Funny Texts Riddles

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Have you heard about the cow astronaut?


Answer!

He landed on the moooon!

What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with a pig?


Answer!

Jurassic Pork

What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?


Answer!

Your Honor.

What kind of bird can carry the most weight?


Answer!

The crane!

What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig?


Answer!

A teddy boar!

Daughter: Mum, can I have a canary for Christmas?


Answer!

Mum: NO! You'll have turkey like everyone else

What is gray and blue and very big?


Answer!

An elephant holding it's breath!

How do you catch a tame rabbit?


Answer!

Tame way, unique up on it!

What is the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?


Answer!

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.

Why was the cat so small?


Answer!

Because it only ate condensed milk.
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What is the biggest ant in the world?


Answer!

An eleph-ant!

Where do hamsters come from?


Answer!

Hamsterdam!

What do you call a camel with no humps?


Answer!

Hump-free/Humphrey!

What are caterpillars afraid of?


Answer!

Doger-pillars!

What do you get when you cross an octopus and a cow?


Answer!

An animal that can milk itself!

What do lawyers and bullfrogs have in common?


Answer!

Both have a big head that consists mostly of mouth.

How do you catch a runaway dog?


Answer!

Make a noise like a bone!

Why did the leopard wear a striped shirt?


Answer!

So she wouldn't be spotted!

When a duck has no money, what does it tell the waiter?


Answer!

Put it on my bill!

What do you get when you cross a parrot and a shark?


Answer!

A bird that talks your ear off!


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