Funny Texts Riddles * 10 Funny Texts Riddles
Daughter: Mum, can I have a canary for Christmas?
Mum: NO! You'll have turkey like everyone else
What is the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?
The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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What is the biggest ant in the world?
Where do hamsters come from?
What do you call a camel with no humps?
What are caterpillars afraid of?
What do you get when you cross an octopus and a cow?
An animal that can milk itself!
What do lawyers and bullfrogs have in common?
Both have a big head that consists mostly of mouth.
How do you catch a runaway dog?
Make a noise like a bone!
Why did the leopard wear a striped shirt?
So she wouldn't be spotted!
When a duck has no money, what does it tell the waiter?
Put it on my bill!
What do you get when you cross a parrot and a shark?
A bird that talks your ear off!
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You Might Be A Redneck If Every Time You See
When NASA First Started Sending Up Astronauts They Quickly Discovered That
One Day Two Rednecks Named Bubba And Earl Were Driving Down The Road Drinking A Couple Of Buds
Hard Work Has A Future Payoff
Yo Moma So Dum She Put Lipstick On Her
Did You Hear About The Leper Poker Game
What Is The Best Thing God Ever Created
A Vacationing Ladies And See A 5-story Hotel Entitled For Women Only
A Blonde Was Working On A Puzzle
What Do Bin Laden And Fred Flintstone Have In Common
Are You Cold
What Do Santa And Michael Jackson Do At The Foot Of Childrens Bed
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Yo Mama Is So Nasty I Called Her On The Phone And
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One-Liner Top 5:
The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.
The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.
Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.
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