Funny Texts Riddles * 10 Funny Texts Riddles

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Have you heard about the cow astronaut?


Answer!

He landed on the moooon!

What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with a pig?


Answer!

Jurassic Pork

What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?


Answer!

Your Honor.

What kind of bird can carry the most weight?


Answer!

The crane!

What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig?


Answer!

A teddy boar!

Daughter: Mum, can I have a canary for Christmas?


Answer!

Mum: NO! You'll have turkey like everyone else

What is gray and blue and very big?


Answer!

An elephant holding it's breath!

How do you catch a tame rabbit?


Answer!

Tame way, unique up on it!

What is the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?


Answer!

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.

Why was the cat so small?


Answer!

Because it only ate condensed milk.
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More Funny Texts Riddles:


If a crocodile makes shoes, what does a banana make?


Answer!

Slippers!

What is the difference between a lawyer and a liar?


Answer!

The pronunciation.

How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?


Answer!

That is not funny!

What happens when a frog parks in a no-parking space?


Answer!

It gets toad away!

Did you hear about the new sushi bar that caters exclusively to lawyers?


Answer!

A. It is called Sosumi.

How do you close a letter under the sea?


Answer!

With a seal!

What is even smarter than a talking bird?


Answer!

A spelling bee!

What do you give the blonde who has everything?


Answer!

Penicillin!

What do you get when you cross a parrot and a shark?


Answer!

A bird that talks your ear off!

Did you hear the joke about the broken egg?


Answer!

Yes, it cracked me up!


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The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.

The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.

Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.

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