Funny Texts Riddles * 10 Funny Texts Riddles
Daughter: Mum, can I have a canary for Christmas?
Mum: NO! You'll have turkey like everyone else
What is the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?
The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
More Funny Texts Riddles:
If a crocodile makes shoes, what does a banana make?
What is the difference between a lawyer and a liar?
How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
That is not funny!
What happens when a frog parks in a no-parking space?
It gets toad away!
Did you hear about the new sushi bar that caters exclusively to lawyers?
A. It is called Sosumi.
How do you close a letter under the sea?
With a seal!
What is even smarter than a talking bird?
A spelling bee!
What do you give the blonde who has everything?
What do you get when you cross a parrot and a shark?
A bird that talks your ear off!
Did you hear the joke about the broken egg?
Yes, it cracked me up!
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What Do Osama Bin Laden And Custer Have In Common
Adam And God Were Walking In The Garden One Day
Did You Hear About The Blonde Who Tried To Kill Herself
Yo Mama Is So Stupid She Got
What Do Woman And Condoms Have In Common
Yo Mama Is So Fat That The Back Of Her Neck
Donald Trump wants to control the country
You Might Be A Redneck If You Pee In
Why Did The Blonde Nurse Take A Red Magic Marker
Did You Hear About The Blonde Skydiver
Valentines Day Is Here Again And With It The Perfect Opportunity For Marketing Departments
There Were 2 Men And They Decided To Go Out For A Pint At The Spinaker Tower In Portsmouth
You Might Be A Redneck If Your House Your Mower And Your Car Are
How Many Republicans Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb
Yo Mama Is So Old That Jesus
What is the Beach Boys song Kokomo about
How Many Women Does It Take To Screw In A Light bulb?
Did You Hear About The Guy Who Found Out The Secret To Making Women Happy?
Your Dick Is So Small
Two Fraternity Brothers Decide To Go Sailing One Afternoon And Become Lost
Top Funny Jokes:
One-Liner Top 5:
The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.
The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.
Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.
Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!
What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses.