Funny Texts | 10 Funny Texts Riddles

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Lawyers are like nuclear warheads.

Answer!

You gotta have them because the other guy has them.
What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?

Answer!

Doberman Pinscher.
How many poets does it take to change a light bulb?

Answer!

Three. One to curse the darkness, one to light a candle...and one to change the bulb.
What did the horse say when he fell?

Answer!

I have fallen and I can not giddy up!
Why should you never iron a 4-leaf clover?

Answer!

You do not want to press your luck!
What did the instructor at the school for Kamikaze pilots say to his students?

Answer!

Watch closely. I am only going to do this once
What do you call a lawyer gone bad?

Answer!

Senator.
What is the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

Answer!

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?

Answer!

Your Honor.
How does a blonde kill a fish?

Answer!

She drowns it
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What do smart blondes and UFOs have in common?

Answer!

You always hear about them but never see them

How do teddy bears keep their den cool in summer?

Answer!

They use bear conditioning!

What dog loves to take bubble baths?

Answer!

A shampoodle!

How do you get down off an elephant?

Answer!

You don't, you get down off a duck!

What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair?

Answer!

Lily!

What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig?

Answer!

A teddy boar!

Where do hamsters come from?

Answer!

Hamsterdam!

What bird is with you at every meal?

Answer!

A swallow!

How many Marxists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Answer!

The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.

What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?

Answer!

Your Honor.