Funny Texts | 10 Funny Texts Riddles

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Lawyers are like nuclear warheads.


Answer!

You gotta have them because the other guy has them.

What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?


Answer!

Doberman Pinscher.

How many poets does it take to change a light bulb?


Answer!

Three. One to curse the darkness, one to light a candle...and one to change the bulb.

What did the horse say when he fell?


Answer!

I have fallen and I can not giddy up!

Why should you never iron a 4-leaf clover?


Answer!

You do not want to press your luck!

What did the instructor at the school for Kamikaze pilots say to his students?


Answer!

Watch closely. I am only going to do this once

What do you call a lawyer gone bad?


Answer!

Senator.

What is the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?


Answer!

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.

What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?


Answer!

Your Honor.

How does a blonde kill a fish?


Answer!

She drowns it
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Why do hens lay eggs?


Answer!

If they dropped them, they'd break!

How does a frog feel when he has a broken leg?


Answer!

A Unhoppy!

What time is it when 10 elephants are chasing you?


Answer!

Ten to one!

Why did the blonde bake a chicken for 3-1/2 days?


Answer!

It said cook it for half an hour per pound, and she weighed 125 lbs.

What do you call a grumpy cow?


Answer!

Moo-dy!

How do you get a blonde to marry you?


Answer!

Tell her she is pregnant

What steps do you take if you a tiger is running towards you?


Answer!

Big ones!

What did the pirate say when he turned 80?


Answer!

Aye matey!

How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?


Answer!

The entire team! And they all get a semesters credit for it!

What did the lawyer name his daughter?


Answer!

Sue.




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