Funny Texts | 10 Funny Texts Riddles

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What do you get if you cross a tarantula and a rose?

Answer!

I'm not sure, but I wouldn't try smelling it!
Which fish is the most famous?

Answer!

The star fish!
Which side of a penguin has the most feathers?

Answer!

The outside!
Why do frogs have webbed feet?

Answer!

To stamp out forest fires!
What kind of ties do pigs wear?

Answer!

Pigs-ties!
How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?

Answer!

You will not find a lawyer who can change a light bulb. Now, if you are looking for a lawyer to screw a light bulb
What do you call a bear with no teeth?

Answer!

A gummy bear!
How do you get down off an elephant?

Answer!

You don't, you get down off a duck!
What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with a pig?

Answer!

Jurassic Pork
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?

Answer!

Damn!
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More Funny Texts Riddles:


What is a blondes idea of natural childbirth?


Answer!

No make-up

What do you get when you cross a shark and a snowman?


Answer!

Frostbite!

What did the cat have for breakfast?


Answer!

Mice Crispies!

What do you get if you cross a Beatle and an Australian dog?


Answer!

Dingo Starr!

Why did the blonde climb up to the roof of the bar?


Answer!

She heard that the drinks were on the house.

Why did the blonde ask her friends to save burned-out light bulbs?


Answer!

She needed them for the darkroom she was building.

What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cow?


Answer!

Roost beef!

What do you call it when it rains turkeys?


Answer!

Foul weather!

What animal is best at baseball?


Answer!

A bat!

Why do you call an elephant in a phone booth?


Answer!

Stuck!




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