Funny Texts Riddles * 10 Funny Texts Riddles

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Have you heard about the cow astronaut?



Answer!

He landed on the moooon!

What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig?



Answer!

A teddy boar!

What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with a pig?



Answer!

Jurassic Pork

What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?



Answer!

Your Honor.

What do you get if you cross a tarantula and a rose?



Answer!

I'm not sure, but I wouldn't try smelling it!

Why do you need a license for a dog and not for a cat?



Answer!

Cats can't drive!

What is gray and blue and very big?



Answer!

An elephant holding it's breath!

What kind of bird can carry the most weight?



Answer!

The crane!

Why was the cat so small?



Answer!

Because it only ate condensed milk.

How do bees get to school?



Answer!

By school buzz!
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More Funny Texts Riddles:


What do smart blondes and UFOs have in common?


Answer!

You always hear about them but never see them

What did one flea say to the other?


Answer!

Should we walk or take a dog?

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?


Answer!

The chicken hadn't evolved yet!

What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?


Answer!

A Moo-sician!

Where do hamsters come from?


Answer!

Hamsterdam!

What do you call a lawyer gone bad?


Answer!

Senator.

A man walks up to you and says: everything I say to you is a lie


Answer!

Is he telling you the truth or is he lying? He is lying. Even though he is lying when he says -everything- he says is a lie, some of the things he says can be a lie, and this is one of them.

What do you call a plated dinosaur when he is asleep?


Answer!

Stegosnorus!

What did the dinosaur say after the car crash?


Answer!

I'm-so-saurus!

How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?


Answer!

Wave to her.


One-Liner Top 5:

Even if you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid!

What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses.

When you go into court, you are putting your fate into the hands of people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.

The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.