Funny Texts Riddles * 10 Funny Texts Riddles

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Have you heard about the cow astronaut?


Answer!

He landed on the moooon!

What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with a pig?


Answer!

Jurassic Pork

What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?


Answer!

Your Honor.

What kind of bird can carry the most weight?


Answer!

The crane!

What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig?


Answer!

A teddy boar!

Daughter: Mum, can I have a canary for Christmas?


Answer!

Mum: NO! You'll have turkey like everyone else

What is the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?


Answer!

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.

What is gray and blue and very big?


Answer!

An elephant holding it's breath!

How do you catch a tame rabbit?


Answer!

Tame way, unique up on it!

Why was the cat so small?


Answer!

Because it only ate condensed milk.
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Why are elephants so poor?


Answer!

Because they work for peanuts!

How do fleas travel from place to place?


Answer!

By itch-hiking?

When is a black dog not a black dog?


Answer!

When it's a greyhound!

What is even smarter than a talking bird?


Answer!

A spelling bee!

Where do fish sleep?


Answer!

On a seabed!

What do lawyers and bullfrogs have in common?


Answer!

Both have a big head that consists mostly of mouth.

How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?


Answer!

None. It turned itself in.

Where do hamsters come from?


Answer!

Hamsterdam!

What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?


Answer!

A pie-thon!

What do you give a sick bird?


Answer!

Tweetment!


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Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.

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