Funny Texts Riddles * 10 Funny Texts Riddles
Daughter: Mum, can I have a canary for Christmas?
Mum: NO! You'll have turkey like everyone else
What is the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?
The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
More Funny Texts Riddles:
Why are elephants so poor?
Because they work for peanuts!
How do fleas travel from place to place?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
When it's a greyhound!
What is even smarter than a talking bird?
A spelling bee!
Where do fish sleep?
On a seabed!
What do lawyers and bullfrogs have in common?
Both have a big head that consists mostly of mouth.
How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. It turned itself in.
Where do hamsters come from?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
What do you give a sick bird?
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What Do You Call A Masturbating Cow
Rules For Hunting Lawyers
What Did The Bartender Say To His Customers
There Were 2 Men And They Decided To Go Out For A Pint At The Spinaker Tower In Portsmouth
One Day A Man Walks Into A Tattoo Parlor And Tells The Tattoo Artist That He Wanted A 100 Dollar Bill Tattooed On His Dick
What's Orange And Sounds Like A Parrot
A Blonde Walks Into A Drugstore And Asks The Pharmacist If The Store Carries Extra-large Condoms
Here Is A Great Letter From MIT To A Prospective Student And That Students Response
What Kind Of Fish Does A Priest Eat
Did You Hear The One About The Blonde Fox That Got Stuck In A Trap
Why Did The Professional Baseball Player Cross The Road
Howard County Police Officers Still Write Their Reports By Hand
Yo Mama Is So Fat That The Back Of Her Neck
This Duck Walks Into A Convenience Store And Asks The Clerk Do You Have Any Grapes
A Lady Was Filling Her Tank At A Gas Station Smoking A Cigarette Even Though All The Signs Say Not To
Yo Mama Is So Stupid She Bought A Book On
What Do You Call A Dead Blonde You Find In The Closet
95% Of All Lawyers
President Bush Is So Stupid He Tried To Hide
Thousands Of People Flock To The Annual Burning Man Festival In The Black Rock Desert North Of Reno Nevada
Top Funny Jokes:
One-Liner Top 5:
The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.
The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.
Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.
Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!
Even if you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid!