Funny Texts | 10 Funny Texts Riddles

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Lawyers are like nuclear warheads.


Answer!

You gotta have them because the other guy has them.

What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?


Answer!

Doberman Pinscher.

How many poets does it take to change a light bulb?


Answer!

Three. One to curse the darkness, one to light a candle...and one to change the bulb.

What did the horse say when he fell?


Answer!

I have fallen and I can not giddy up!

Why should you never iron a 4-leaf clover?


Answer!

You do not want to press your luck!

What did the instructor at the school for Kamikaze pilots say to his students?


Answer!

Watch closely. I am only going to do this once

What do you call a lawyer gone bad?


Answer!

Senator.

What is the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?


Answer!

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.

What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?


Answer!

Your Honor.

How does a blonde kill a fish?


Answer!

She drowns it
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More Funny Texts Riddles:


If a crocodile makes shoes, what does a banana make?


Answer!

Slippers!

If fruit comes from a fruit tree, where does chicken come from?


Answer!

A poul-tree!

What did the spider say when he broke his new web?


Answer!

Darn it!

When is a black dog not a black dog?


Answer!

When it's a greyhound!

What do you call a line of rabbits walking backwards?


Answer!

A receding hareline!

Which part of a fish weighs the most?


Answer!

The scales!

Judge: Where were you between five and six?


Answer!

Defendant: In kindergarten!

What makes more noise than a dog barking outside your window?


Answer!

Two dogs barking outside your window!

What did the dinosaur say after the car crash?


Answer!

I'm-so-saurus!

Did you hear the joke about the broken egg?


Answer!

Yes, it cracked me up!




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