Funny Texts | 10 Funny Texts Riddles

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Lawyers are like nuclear warheads.

Answer!

You gotta have them because the other guy has them.
What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?

Answer!

Doberman Pinscher.
How many poets does it take to change a light bulb?

Answer!

Three. One to curse the darkness, one to light a candle...and one to change the bulb.
What did the horse say when he fell?

Answer!

I have fallen and I can not giddy up!
Why should you never iron a 4-leaf clover?

Answer!

You do not want to press your luck!
What did the instructor at the school for Kamikaze pilots say to his students?

Answer!

Watch closely. I am only going to do this once
What do you call a lawyer gone bad?

Answer!

Senator.
What is the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

Answer!

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?

Answer!

Your Honor.
How does a blonde kill a fish?

Answer!

She drowns it
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More Funny Texts Riddles:


What was the blonde doing up on the roof?


Answer!

Someone told her that the drinks were on the house!!

What did the fish say when he swam into the concrete wall?


Answer!

Dam!

Why was the rabbit so upset?


Answer!

She was having a bad hare day!

What does a duck like to eat with soup?


Answer!

Quackers!

Why did the bee go to the doctor?


Answer!

Because she had hives!

Why did the dinosaur get in the bed?


Answer!

Because he was tired!

Why do dragons sleep during the day?


Answer!

So they can fight knights!

What type of horse can jump higher than a house?


Answer!

All of them. Houses can't jump!

How many software people does it take to screw in a light bulb?


Answer!

None. That is a hardware problem

How can you tell a blonde has been at a computer?


Answer!

There is cheese in front of the mouse.




One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
Do you wanna see a magic trick? Watch me pull something out of my pants!
People say I'm condescending. That means I talk down to people.
If winning isn't everything why do they keep score?
Crime doesn't pay... does that mean that my job is a crime?