Funny Texts Riddles * 10 Funny Texts Riddles

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Have you heard about the cow astronaut?



Answer!

He landed on the moooon!

What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?



Answer!

Your Honor.

What do you get if you cross a tarantula and a rose?



Answer!

I'm not sure, but I wouldn't try smelling it!

How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?



Answer!

You will not find a lawyer who can change a light bulb. Now, if you are looking for a lawyer to screw a light bulb

Why was the cat so small?



Answer!

Because it only ate condensed milk.

What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig?



Answer!

A teddy boar!

What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with a pig?



Answer!

Jurassic Pork

What kind of bird can carry the most weight?



Answer!

The crane!

Why do you need a license for a dog and not for a cat?



Answer!

Cats can't drive!

What do you have when you bury six lawyers up to their necks in sand?



Answer!

Not enough sand.
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Where did Noah keep his bees?


Answer!

In the Ark hives!

How many Country Western singers does it take to change a light bulb?


Answer!

Three! One to change it and two to sing about missing the old burnt out one.

What happens when you cross a pig with a lawyer?


Answer!

Nothing. There are some things a pig will not do.

How many lawyer jokes are there?


Answer!

Only three. The rest are true stories.

Someone said you sounded like an owl


Answer!

Who?

What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?


Answer!

A croaker spaniel!

Where do fish sleep?


Answer!

On a seabed!

What kind of cats like to go bowling?


Answer!

Alley cats!

What do you get when you cross a frog and a popsicle?


Answer!

A hopsicle!

How do you know when you are old?


Answer!

When you can date someone half your age without breaking the law.