Funny Texts | 10 Funny Texts Riddles

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What do you get if you cross a tarantula and a rose?

Answer!

I'm not sure, but I wouldn't try smelling it!
Which fish is the most famous?

Answer!

The star fish!
Which side of a penguin has the most feathers?

Answer!

The outside!
What kind of ties do pigs wear?

Answer!

Pigs-ties!
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?

Answer!

An eggroll!
Why do frogs have webbed feet?

Answer!

To stamp out forest fires!
What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with a pig?

Answer!

Jurassic Pork
How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?

Answer!

You will not find a lawyer who can change a light bulb. Now, if you are looking for a lawyer to screw a light bulb
What do you call a bear with no teeth?

Answer!

A gummy bear!
How do you get down off an elephant?

Answer!

You don't, you get down off a duck!
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More Funny Texts Riddles:


Where do hamsters come from?


Answer!

Hamsterdam!

What did the 500 pound canary say?


Answer!

Here Kitty, Kitty!

What color socks do bears wear?


Answer!

They don't wear socks, they have bear feet!

Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde are walking down the street when they spot a $100 bill. Who picks it up?


Answer!

The dumb blonde! There is no such thing as Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, or a smart blonde.

What is the strongest creature in the sea?


Answer!

A mussel!

Why do Blondes wear earmuffs?


Answer!

To avoid the draft.

Why did the giant ape climbe up the side of the skyscraper?


Answer!

The elevator was broken!

Two silk worms were in a race. Who won?


Answer!

It was a tie!

What did the Tyrannosaurus rex get after mopping the floor?


Answer!

Dino-sore!

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a honey bee?


Answer!

Bah-humbug!



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