Funny Texts | 10 Funny Texts Riddles

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What do you get if you cross a tarantula and a rose?

Answer!

I'm not sure, but I wouldn't try smelling it!
Which fish is the most famous?

Answer!

The star fish!
Which side of a penguin has the most feathers?

Answer!

The outside!
What kind of ties do pigs wear?

Answer!

Pigs-ties!
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?

Answer!

An eggroll!
Why do frogs have webbed feet?

Answer!

To stamp out forest fires!
What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with a pig?

Answer!

Jurassic Pork
How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?

Answer!

You will not find a lawyer who can change a light bulb. Now, if you are looking for a lawyer to screw a light bulb
What do you call a bear with no teeth?

Answer!

A gummy bear!
How do you get down off an elephant?

Answer!

You don't, you get down off a duck!
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More Funny Texts Riddles:


How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?


Answer!

You will not find a lawyer who can change a light bulb. Now, if you are looking for a lawyer to screw a light bulb

How does a penguin make pancakes?


Answer!

With its flippers!

What do you get when you cross a Rottweiler and a collie?


Answer!

A dog who bites you, and then goes for help!

What do you call a lawyer gone bad?


Answer!

Senator.

What do you say when you meet a two-headed dinosaur?


Answer!

Hello, hello!

What did the horse say when he fell?


Answer!

I have fallen and I can not giddy up!

What do you call an owl with a deep voice?


Answer!

A growl

How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?


Answer!

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.

What is the blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?


Answer!

Trying to hold on to a thought.

What are caterpillars afraid of?


Answer!

Doger-pillars!



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