Funny Texts | 10 Funny Texts Riddles

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Lawyers are like nuclear warheads.

Answer!

You gotta have them because the other guy has them.
What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?

Answer!

Doberman Pinscher.
How many poets does it take to change a light bulb?

Answer!

Three. One to curse the darkness, one to light a candle...and one to change the bulb.
What did the horse say when he fell?

Answer!

I have fallen and I can not giddy up!
Why should you never iron a 4-leaf clover?

Answer!

You do not want to press your luck!
What did the instructor at the school for Kamikaze pilots say to his students?

Answer!

Watch closely. I am only going to do this once
What do you call a lawyer gone bad?

Answer!

Senator.
What is the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

Answer!

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?

Answer!

Your Honor.
How does a blonde kill a fish?

Answer!

She drowns it
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Why did the farmer ride his horse to town?

Answer!

It was too heavy to carry!

Where do you find a turkey with no legs?

Answer!

Exactly where you left it!

How do you catch a monkey?

Answer!

Climb a tree and act like a banana!

What kind of ties do pigs wear?

Answer!

Pigs-ties!

What makes more noise than a dinosaur?

Answer!

Two dinosaurs!

What do you give a sick snake?

Answer!

Asp-irin!

If fruit comes from a fruit tree, where does turkey come from?

Answer!

A poul-tree!

Where do cows go for entertainment?

Answer!

To the moo-vies!

How do you raise a baby elephant?

Answer!

With a fork lift!

How did the toad die?

Answer!

It croaked!