Funny Texts | 10 Funny Texts Riddles

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Lawyers are like nuclear warheads.


Answer!

You gotta have them because the other guy has them.

What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?


Answer!

Doberman Pinscher.

How many poets does it take to change a light bulb?


Answer!

Three. One to curse the darkness, one to light a candle...and one to change the bulb.

What did the horse say when he fell?


Answer!

I have fallen and I can not giddy up!

Why should you never iron a 4-leaf clover?


Answer!

You do not want to press your luck!

What did the instructor at the school for Kamikaze pilots say to his students?


Answer!

Watch closely. I am only going to do this once

What do you call a lawyer gone bad?


Answer!

Senator.

What is the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?


Answer!

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.

What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?


Answer!

Your Honor.

How does a blonde kill a fish?


Answer!

She drowns it
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Chickens rise when the rooster crows, but when do ducks get up?


Answer!

At the quack of dawn!

What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?


Answer!

A snake in the brass!

Where do you find a turkey with no legs?


Answer!

Exactly where you left it!

Two flies are on the porch. Which one is an actor?


Answer!

The one on the screen!

Why do Blondes wear earmuffs?


Answer!

To avoid the draft.

What do you call a sleeping bull?


Answer!

A bull-dozer!

How do bees get to school?


Answer!

By school buzz!

What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?


Answer!

Damn!

What do you call a crate of ducks?


Answer!

A box of quackers

What do you call a horse that lives next door?


Answer!

A neigh-bor!




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