Funny Texts | 10 Funny Texts Riddles

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What do you get if you cross a tarantula and a rose?

Answer!

I'm not sure, but I wouldn't try smelling it!
Which fish is the most famous?

Answer!

The star fish!
Which side of a penguin has the most feathers?

Answer!

The outside!
Why do frogs have webbed feet?

Answer!

To stamp out forest fires!
What kind of ties do pigs wear?

Answer!

Pigs-ties!
What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with a pig?

Answer!

Jurassic Pork
How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?

Answer!

You will not find a lawyer who can change a light bulb. Now, if you are looking for a lawyer to screw a light bulb
What do you call a bear with no teeth?

Answer!

A gummy bear!
How do you get down off an elephant?

Answer!

You don't, you get down off a duck!
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?

Answer!

Damn!
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More Funny Texts Riddles:


What do you call a frog with no hind legs?


Answer!

Unhoppy!

Why does California have the most lawyers, and New Jersey, the most toxic waste dumps?


Answer!

New Jersey got first pick.

What do you get when you cross a cow and a goat?


Answer!

A coat!

What does a twenty-pound mouse say to a cat?


Answer!

Here Kitty, Kitty, Kitty!

What will she ask you?


Answer!

Is it mine?

What do smart blondes and UFOs have in common?


Answer!

You always hear about them but never see them

What makes more noise than a dinosaur?


Answer!

Two dinosaurs!

Why was the rabbit so upset?


Answer!

She was having a bad hare day!

What did the horse say when he fell?


Answer!

I have fallen and I can not giddy up!

What do you call a line of rabbits walking backwards?


Answer!

A receding hareline!




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