Funny Texts Riddles * 10 Funny Texts Riddles

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Have you heard about the cow astronaut?



Answer!

He landed on the moooon!

What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig?



Answer!

A teddy boar!

What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with a pig?



Answer!

Jurassic Pork

What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?



Answer!

Your Honor.

What do you get if you cross a tarantula and a rose?



Answer!

I'm not sure, but I wouldn't try smelling it!

Why do you need a license for a dog and not for a cat?



Answer!

Cats can't drive!

What is gray and blue and very big?



Answer!

An elephant holding it's breath!

What kind of bird can carry the most weight?



Answer!

The crane!

How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?



Answer!

You will not find a lawyer who can change a light bulb. Now, if you are looking for a lawyer to screw a light bulb

How do bees get to school?



Answer!

By school buzz!
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More Funny Texts Riddles:


What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?


Answer!

Run like Hell....she got a hand grenade in her mouth.

How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?


Answer!

Wave to her.

What do you call a cow with no legs?


Answer!

Ground beef!

Did you hear the joke about the broken egg?


Answer!

Yes, it cracked me up!

What do you give a sick bird?


Answer!

Tweetment!

What do you call cattle with a sense of humor?


Answer!

Laughing stock!

What do you call a rabbit comedian?


Answer!

A funny bunny!

What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?


Answer!

His partners and an anvil.

How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?


Answer!

You will not find a lawyer who can change a light bulb. Now, if you are looking for a lawyer to screw a light bulb

Which circus performers can see in the dark?


Answer!

The acro-bats!


One-Liner Top 5:

Even if you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid!

What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses.

When you go into court, you are putting your fate into the hands of people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.

The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.