Funny Texts | 10 Funny Texts Riddles

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What do you get if you cross a tarantula and a rose?

Answer!

I'm not sure, but I wouldn't try smelling it!
Which fish is the most famous?

Answer!

The star fish!
Which side of a penguin has the most feathers?

Answer!

The outside!
Why do frogs have webbed feet?

Answer!

To stamp out forest fires!
What kind of ties do pigs wear?

Answer!

Pigs-ties!
What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with a pig?

Answer!

Jurassic Pork
How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?

Answer!

You will not find a lawyer who can change a light bulb. Now, if you are looking for a lawyer to screw a light bulb
What do you call a bear with no teeth?

Answer!

A gummy bear!
How do you get down off an elephant?

Answer!

You don't, you get down off a duck!
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?

Answer!

Damn!
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More Funny Texts Riddles:


Why did the Archaeopteryx catch the worm?


Answer!

Because it was an early bird!

Why did the leopard wear a striped shirt?


Answer!

So she wouldn't be spotted!

What is the blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?


Answer!

Trying to hold on to a thought.

What did the cat have for breakfast?


Answer!

Mice Crispies!

If fruit comes from a fruit tree, where does turkey come from?


Answer!

A poul-tree!

How deep is a frog pond?


Answer!

Kneedeep, kneedeep!

How do you get down off an elephant?


Answer!

You don't, you get down off a duck!

What is even smarter than a talking bird?


Answer!

A spelling bee!

How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?


Answer!

You will not find a lawyer who can change a light bulb. Now, if you are looking for a lawyer to screw a light bulb

Why do you get if you cross a chili pepper, a shovel and a terrier?


Answer!

A hot-diggity-dog!




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