Funny Texts | 10 Funny Texts Riddles

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Lawyers are like nuclear warheads.

Answer!

You gotta have them because the other guy has them.
What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?

Answer!

Doberman Pinscher.
How many poets does it take to change a light bulb?

Answer!

Three. One to curse the darkness, one to light a candle...and one to change the bulb.
What did the horse say when he fell?

Answer!

I have fallen and I can not giddy up!
Why should you never iron a 4-leaf clover?

Answer!

You do not want to press your luck!
What did the instructor at the school for Kamikaze pilots say to his students?

Answer!

Watch closely. I am only going to do this once
What do you call a lawyer gone bad?

Answer!

Senator.
What is the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

Answer!

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?

Answer!

Your Honor.
How does a blonde kill a fish?

Answer!

She drowns it
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When does a dog go "moo"?

Answer!

When it is learning a new language!

What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

Answer!

His partners and an anvil.

What did the spider say when he broke his new web?

Answer!

Darn it!

What does a twenty-pound mouse say to a cat?

Answer!

Here Kitty, Kitty, Kitty!

What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?

Answer!

A dino-snore!

What do you get when you cross a walrus with a bee?

Answer!

A wallaby!

What does a mixed-up hen lay?

Answer!

Scrambled eggs!

A rooster laid an egg on a barn roof. Which way would it roll?

Answer!

Roosters don't lay eggs, hens do!

What do you get if you cross Bambi with a ghost?

Answer!

Bamboo!

Why do cows wear bells?

Answer!

Their horns don't work!