Funny Texts | 10 Funny Texts Riddles

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Lawyers are like nuclear warheads.


Answer!

You gotta have them because the other guy has them.

What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?


Answer!

Doberman Pinscher.

How many poets does it take to change a light bulb?


Answer!

Three. One to curse the darkness, one to light a candle...and one to change the bulb.

What did the horse say when he fell?


Answer!

I have fallen and I can not giddy up!

Why should you never iron a 4-leaf clover?


Answer!

You do not want to press your luck!

What did the instructor at the school for Kamikaze pilots say to his students?


Answer!

Watch closely. I am only going to do this once

What do you call a lawyer gone bad?


Answer!

Senator.

What is the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?


Answer!

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.

What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?


Answer!

Your Honor.

How does a blonde kill a fish?


Answer!

She drowns it
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More Funny Texts Riddles:


What sickness do horses hate the most?


Answer!

Hay fever!

What type of horses only go out at night?


Answer!

Nightmares!

Two silk worms were in a race. Who won?


Answer!

It was a tie!

Where does a 500-pound canary sit?


Answer!

Anywhere it wants!

What do smart blondes and UFOs have in common?


Answer!

You always hear about them but never see them

What are lawyers good for?


Answer!

They make used car salesmen look good.

How do penguins drink?


Answer!

Out of beak-ers!

What do you call a cow with no legs?


Answer!

Ground beef!

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?


Answer!

An eggroll!

Why did the giant ape climbe up the side of the skyscraper?


Answer!

The elevator was broken!




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