Funny Texts | 10 Funny Texts Riddles

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What do you get if you cross a tarantula and a rose?

Answer!

I'm not sure, but I wouldn't try smelling it!
Which fish is the most famous?

Answer!

The star fish!
Which side of a penguin has the most feathers?

Answer!

The outside!
What kind of ties do pigs wear?

Answer!

Pigs-ties!
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?

Answer!

An eggroll!
Why do frogs have webbed feet?

Answer!

To stamp out forest fires!
What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with a pig?

Answer!

Jurassic Pork
How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?

Answer!

You will not find a lawyer who can change a light bulb. Now, if you are looking for a lawyer to screw a light bulb
What do you call a bear with no teeth?

Answer!

A gummy bear!
How do you get down off an elephant?

Answer!

You don't, you get down off a duck!
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More Funny Texts Riddles:


What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?


Answer!

A pie-thon!

What time is it when you find an elephant in your car?


Answer!

Time to get a new car!

Why do dogs run in circles?


Answer!

Because it's too hard to run in squares!

What do dogs have that no other animals have?


Answer!

Puppies!

Why is Peter Pan always flying?


Answer!

He neverlands!

Why are frogs so happy?


Answer!

Because they eat what bugs them!

How do monkeys get down the stairs?


Answer!

They slide down the banana-ster!

What does an evil hen lay?


Answer!

Deviled eggs!

What do you call a lawyer gone bad?


Answer!

Senator.

What do you call a horse that lives next door?


Answer!

A neigh-bor!



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