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Have you heard about the cow astronaut?


He landed on the moooon!

What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig?


A teddy boar!

What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with a pig?


Jurassic Pork

What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?


Your Honor.

What do you get if you cross a tarantula and a rose?


I'm not sure, but I wouldn't try smelling it!

Why do you need a license for a dog and not for a cat?


Cats can't drive!

What is gray and blue and very big?


An elephant holding it's breath!

What kind of bird can carry the most weight?


The crane!

How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?


You will not find a lawyer who can change a light bulb. Now, if you are looking for a lawyer to screw a light bulb

How do bees get to school?


By school buzz!
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More Funny Texts Riddles:

Where do fish keep their money?


In a river-bank!

Where do tough chickens come from?


Hard-boiled eggs!

Which side of a parrot has the prettiest feathers?


The outside!

How do blonde brain cells die ?



Why are elephants so wrinkled?


They take too long to iron!

What do you call a dog with no legs?


It doesn't matter what you call him, he still won't come!

A blond going to London on a plane, how can you steal her window seat?


Tell her the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row.

Why did the snowman call his dog "Frost"?


Because Frost-bites!

What do you get when you cross a Rottweiler and a collie?


A dog who bites you, and then goes for help!

What is the difference between a lawyer and an onion?


You cry when you cut up an onion.

One-Liner Top 5:

Even if you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid!

What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses.

When you go into court, you are putting your fate into the hands of people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.

The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.