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Have you heard about the cow astronaut?


He landed on the moooon!

What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig?


A teddy boar!

What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with a pig?


Jurassic Pork

What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?


Your Honor.

What do you get if you cross a tarantula and a rose?


I'm not sure, but I wouldn't try smelling it!

Why do you need a license for a dog and not for a cat?


Cats can't drive!

What is gray and blue and very big?


An elephant holding it's breath!

What kind of bird can carry the most weight?


The crane!

How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?


You will not find a lawyer who can change a light bulb. Now, if you are looking for a lawyer to screw a light bulb

How do bees get to school?


By school buzz!
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More Funny Texts Riddles:

What type of horse can jump higher than a house?


All of them. Houses can't jump!

Where do you find a turkey with no legs?


Exactly where you left it!

What do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle and a rooster?



Why did the giant ape climbe up the side of the skyscraper?


The elevator was broken!

Where do frogs leave their hats and coats?


In the croakroom!

What animal cheats at exams?


The cheetah!

What do you see when you look into a blondes eyes?


The back of her head.

Where do tough chickens come from?


Hard-boiled eggs!

Why do dogs run in circles?


Because it's too hard to run in squares!

What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?


Doberman Pinscher.

One-Liner Top 5:

Even if you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid!

What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses.

When you go into court, you are putting your fate into the hands of people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.

The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.