Funny Texts Riddles * 10 Funny Texts Riddles

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Have you heard about the cow astronaut?



Answer!

He landed on the moooon!

What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig?



Answer!

A teddy boar!

What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with a pig?



Answer!

Jurassic Pork

What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?



Answer!

Your Honor.

What do you get if you cross a tarantula and a rose?



Answer!

I'm not sure, but I wouldn't try smelling it!

Why do you need a license for a dog and not for a cat?



Answer!

Cats can't drive!

What is gray and blue and very big?



Answer!

An elephant holding it's breath!

What kind of bird can carry the most weight?



Answer!

The crane!

Why was the cat so small?



Answer!

Because it only ate condensed milk.

How do bees get to school?



Answer!

By school buzz!
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More Funny Texts Riddles:


What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?


Answer!

Damn!

What do you call a bird in the winter?


Answer!

Brrr-d!

Did you hear about the new sushi bar that caters exclusively to lawyers?


Answer!

A. It is called Sosumi.

Which side of a chicken has the most feathers?


Answer!

The outside!

How many Country Western singers does it take to change a light bulb?


Answer!

Three! One to change it and two to sing about missing the old burnt out one.

What do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle and a rooster?


Answer!

Cockerpoodledoo!

Why are there old dinosaur bones in the museum?


Answer!

Because they can't afford new ones!

Why do dragons sleep during the day?


Answer!

So they can fight knights!

What do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs?


Answer!

A condescending con descending!

Is it raining cats and dogs?


Answer!

It's okay, as long as it doesn't rein-deer!


One-Liner Top 5:

Even if you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid!

What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses.

When you go into court, you are putting your fate into the hands of people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.

The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.