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Have you heard about the cow astronaut?


He landed on the moooon!

What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with a pig?


Jurassic Pork

What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?


Your Honor.

What kind of bird can carry the most weight?


The crane!

What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig?


A teddy boar!

What is gray and blue and very big?


An elephant holding it's breath!

Daughter: Mum, can I have a canary for Christmas?


Mum: NO! You'll have turkey like everyone else

How do you catch a tame rabbit?


Tame way, unique up on it!

What is the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?


The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.

Why was the cat so small?


Because it only ate condensed milk.
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More Funny Texts Riddles:

Did you hear the joke about the broken egg?


Yes, it cracked me up!

How many poets does it take to change a light bulb?


Three. One to curse the darkness, one to light a candle...and one to change the bulb.

What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?


His partners and an anvil.

Where does a peacock go when it loses its tail?


A re-tail store!

What steps do you take if you a tiger is running towards you?


Big ones!

What do you do when you find a blue elephant?


Cheer her up!

Why did the viper viper nose?


Because she adder handkerchief!

What did the buffalo say to his son when he went away on a trip?



How do you catch a monkey?


Climb a tree and act like a banana!

Where do you find a turkey with no legs?


Exactly where you left it!

One-Liner Top 5:

The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.

The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.

Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.

What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses.

Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!