Funny Texts Riddles * 10 Funny Texts Riddles
Daughter: Mum, can I have a canary for Christmas?
Mum: NO! You'll have turkey like everyone else
What is the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?
The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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Did you hear the joke about the broken egg?
Yes, it cracked me up!
How many poets does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to curse the darkness, one to light a candle...and one to change the bulb.
What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?
His partners and an anvil.
Where does a peacock go when it loses its tail?
A re-tail store!
What steps do you take if you a tiger is running towards you?
What do you do when you find a blue elephant?
Cheer her up!
Why did the viper viper nose?
Because she adder handkerchief!
What did the buffalo say to his son when he went away on a trip?
How do you catch a monkey?
Climb a tree and act like a banana!
Where do you find a turkey with no legs?
Exactly where you left it!
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