Funny Texts | 10 Funny Texts Riddles

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Lawyers are like nuclear warheads.

Answer!

You gotta have them because the other guy has them.
What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?

Answer!

Doberman Pinscher.
How many poets does it take to change a light bulb?

Answer!

Three. One to curse the darkness, one to light a candle...and one to change the bulb.
What did the horse say when he fell?

Answer!

I have fallen and I can not giddy up!
Why should you never iron a 4-leaf clover?

Answer!

You do not want to press your luck!
What did the instructor at the school for Kamikaze pilots say to his students?

Answer!

Watch closely. I am only going to do this once
What do you call a lawyer gone bad?

Answer!

Senator.
What is the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

Answer!

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?

Answer!

Your Honor.
How does a blonde kill a fish?

Answer!

She drowns it
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More Funny Texts Riddles:


What do you get if you cross a dog and an airplane?


Answer!

A jet setter!

What do you call a blond mother-in-law?


Answer!

An air bag

What animals are the best pets?


Answer!

Cats, because they are purr-fect!

What do you call cattle with a sense of humor?


Answer!

Laughing stock!

Where do cows go for entertainment?


Answer!

To the moo-vies!

Where do you find a chicken with no legs?


Answer!

Exactly where you left it!

What do you call it when a dinosaur makes a goal with a soccer ball?


Answer!

A dino-score!

Why did the snowman call his dog "Frost"?


Answer!

Because Frost-bites!

What did the lawyer name his daughter?


Answer!

Sue.

What do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs?


Answer!

A condescending con descending!




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Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist? He sold his soul to Santa.
Apple should make a sarcasm font and call it the iRoll.
Hey baby, wanna violate the Pauli Exclusion Principle with me?
Do you wanna see a magic trick? Watch me pull something out of my pants!