Funny Texts Riddles * 10 Funny Texts Riddles
Daughter: Mum, can I have a canary for Christmas?
Mum: NO! You'll have turkey like everyone else
What is the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?
The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
More Funny Texts Riddles:
What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch?
Time to get a new watch!
What do you call a blonde with ESP and PMS?
A know-it-all bitch.
What do you call a great dog detective?
What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?
What type of horse can jump higher than a house?
All of them. Houses can't jump!
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a fish?
What do you say to a frog who needs a ride?
How many lawyer jokes are there?
Only three. The rest are true stories.
Which side of a penguin has the most feathers?
How do bees get to school?
By school buzz!
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How Do You Turn An Elephant Into A Cherry Tree
Who Is The Famous Artist With Brown Fingers
How Did We Know That Monica Lewinsky Would Testify
This Lady Was At The Gas Station Pumping Gas
A Priest Wanted To Convince A Prostitute To Turn Respectable
How Does Herpes Leave The Hospital
Yo Mama Is So Dumb She Brought Toilet
Yo Mama Is So Ugly That When She Worked At The Bakery
Why Did OJ Simpson Want To Move To West Virginia
Which Branch Of The Military Do Babies Join
A Jelly Baby Goes To The Doctor
Arizona Dumb Laws
Why Did The Blonde Stare At The Can Of Frozen Orange Juice
At A Monastery High In The Mountains The Monks Have A Rigid Vow Of Silence
What Did The Bartender Say When A Priest A Boyscout And A Blonde Walked In
Chuck Norris Is Currently Suing NBC Claiming Law And Order Are Trademarked Names For
How Many Blondes Does It Take To Milk A Cow
What Do Blondes Have In Common With Butter
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One-Liner Top 5:
The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.
The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.
Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.
Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!
Even if you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid!