Funny Texts Riddles * 10 Funny Texts Riddles

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Have you heard about the cow astronaut?


He landed on the moooon!

What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with a pig?


Jurassic Pork

What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?


Your Honor.

What kind of bird can carry the most weight?


The crane!

What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig?


A teddy boar!

Daughter: Mum, can I have a canary for Christmas?


Mum: NO! You'll have turkey like everyone else

What is the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?


The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.

What is gray and blue and very big?


An elephant holding it's breath!

How do you catch a tame rabbit?


Tame way, unique up on it!

Why was the cat so small?


Because it only ate condensed milk.
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More Funny Texts Riddles:

What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch?


Time to get a new watch!

What do you call a blonde with ESP and PMS?


A know-it-all bitch.

What do you call a great dog detective?


Sherlock Bones!

What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?


Doberman Pinscher.

What type of horse can jump higher than a house?


All of them. Houses can't jump!

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a fish?


Swimming trunks!

What do you say to a frog who needs a ride?


Hop in!

How many lawyer jokes are there?


Only three. The rest are true stories.

Which side of a penguin has the most feathers?


The outside!

How do bees get to school?


By school buzz!

One-Liner Top 5:

The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.

The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.

Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.

Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!

Even if you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid!