Funny Texts | 10 Funny Texts Riddles

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What do you get if you cross a tarantula and a rose?

Answer!

I'm not sure, but I wouldn't try smelling it!
Which fish is the most famous?

Answer!

The star fish!
Which side of a penguin has the most feathers?

Answer!

The outside!
Why do frogs have webbed feet?

Answer!

To stamp out forest fires!
What kind of ties do pigs wear?

Answer!

Pigs-ties!
How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?

Answer!

You will not find a lawyer who can change a light bulb. Now, if you are looking for a lawyer to screw a light bulb
What do you call a bear with no teeth?

Answer!

A gummy bear!
How do you get down off an elephant?

Answer!

You don't, you get down off a duck!
What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with a pig?

Answer!

Jurassic Pork
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?

Answer!

Damn!
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More Funny Texts Riddles:


Where do penguins go to the movies?


Answer!

At the dive-in!

Where do you find a turkey with no legs?


Answer!

Exactly where you left it!

What do you call a crying Camel?


Answer!

A humpback wail!

What do fish and maps have in common?


Answer!

They both have scales!

What is the difference between a porcupine and a Porsche with two lawyers riding in it?


Answer!

A porcupine has pricks on the outside.

How do bees get to school?


Answer!

By school buzz!

How do you know when you are old?


Answer!

When you can date someone half your age without breaking the law.

What does a mixed-up hen lay?


Answer!

Scrambled eggs!

How did the toad die?


Answer!

It Kermited suicide!

What do you call a plated dinosaur when he is asleep?


Answer!

Stegosnorus!




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