Funny Texts | 10 Funny Texts Riddles

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Lawyers are like nuclear warheads.

Answer!

You gotta have them because the other guy has them.
What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?

Answer!

Doberman Pinscher.
How many poets does it take to change a light bulb?

Answer!

Three. One to curse the darkness, one to light a candle...and one to change the bulb.
What did the horse say when he fell?

Answer!

I have fallen and I can not giddy up!
Why should you never iron a 4-leaf clover?

Answer!

You do not want to press your luck!
What did the instructor at the school for Kamikaze pilots say to his students?

Answer!

Watch closely. I am only going to do this once
What do you call a lawyer gone bad?

Answer!

Senator.
What is the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

Answer!

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?

Answer!

Your Honor.
How does a blonde kill a fish?

Answer!

She drowns it
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Judge: Where were you between five and six?

Answer!

Defendant: In kindergarten!

What does a blonde say when you blow in their ear ?

Answer!

Thanks for the refill

What is the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

Answer!

The pronunciation.

What do teddy bears do when it rains?

Answer!

They get wet!

What did the lawyer name his daughter?

Answer!

Sue.

Why are elephants so wrinkled?

Answer!

They take too long to iron!

How do blonde brain cells die ?

Answer!

Alone

What do you get when you cross an octopus and a cow?

Answer!

An animal that can milk itself!

Why did the pig become an actor?

Answer!

Because he was a ham

Why did the cat join the Red Cross?

Answer!

Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit.