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Have you heard about the cow astronaut?


He landed on the moooon!

What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig?


A teddy boar!

What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with a pig?


Jurassic Pork

What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?


Your Honor.

What do you get if you cross a tarantula and a rose?


I'm not sure, but I wouldn't try smelling it!

Why do you need a license for a dog and not for a cat?


Cats can't drive!

What is gray and blue and very big?


An elephant holding it's breath!

What kind of bird can carry the most weight?


The crane!

How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?


You will not find a lawyer who can change a light bulb. Now, if you are looking for a lawyer to screw a light bulb

How do bees get to school?


By school buzz!
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More Funny Texts Riddles:

Which side of a turkey has the most feathers?


The outside!

How do you plant dope?


Bury a blonde.

What happens when it rains cats and dogs?


You might step in a poodle!

What do you call a blonde with half a brain?



What does an evil hen lay?


Deviled eggs!

What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cow?


Roost beef!

Why did the blonde bake a chicken for 3-1/2 days?


It said cook it for half an hour per pound, and she weighed 125 lbs.

What do you get when you cross a bad politician with a crooked lawyer?



Why did the blonde ask her friends to save burned-out light bulbs?


She needed them for the darkroom she was building.

How does a blonde kill a fish?


She drowns it

One-Liner Top 5:

Even if you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid!

What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses.

When you go into court, you are putting your fate into the hands of people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.

The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.