Funny Texts Riddles * 10 Funny Texts Riddles
Daughter: Mum, can I have a canary for Christmas?
Mum: NO! You'll have turkey like everyone else
What is the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?
The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
More Funny Texts Riddles:
If a crocodile makes shoes, what does a banana make?
What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?
His partners and an anvil.
How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?
The entire team! And they all get a semesters credit for it!
How do you stop an elephant from charging?
Take away her credit card!
Is it raining cats and dogs?
It's okay, as long as it doesn't rein-deer!
Why do you need a license for a dog and not for a cat?
Cats can't drive!
What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?
Why did the lion spit out the clown?
Because he tasted funny!
What does a mixed-up hen lay?
What type of horse can jump higher than a house?
All of them. Houses can't jump!
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You Might Be A Redneck If You Wonder How Service Stations
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Why shouldn t Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants
Yo Mama So Stupid I Send Her To Subway For A Sandwich
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One-Liner Top 5:
The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.
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Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.
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