Funny Texts Riddles * 10 Funny Texts Riddles

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Have you heard about the cow astronaut?


Answer!

He landed on the moooon!

What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with a pig?


Answer!

Jurassic Pork

What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?


Answer!

Your Honor.

What kind of bird can carry the most weight?


Answer!

The crane!

What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig?


Answer!

A teddy boar!

What is gray and blue and very big?


Answer!

An elephant holding it's breath!

Daughter: Mum, can I have a canary for Christmas?


Answer!

Mum: NO! You'll have turkey like everyone else

How do you catch a tame rabbit?


Answer!

Tame way, unique up on it!

What is the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?


Answer!

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.

Why was the cat so small?


Answer!

Because it only ate condensed milk.
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More Funny Texts Riddles:


If a crocodile makes shoes, what does a banana make?


Answer!

Slippers!

What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?


Answer!

His partners and an anvil.

How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?


Answer!

The entire team! And they all get a semesters credit for it!

How do you stop an elephant from charging?


Answer!

Take away her credit card!

Is it raining cats and dogs?


Answer!

It's okay, as long as it doesn't rein-deer!

Why do you need a license for a dog and not for a cat?


Answer!

Cats can't drive!

What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?


Answer!

Tyrannosaurus wrecks!

Why did the lion spit out the clown?


Answer!

Because he tasted funny!

What does a mixed-up hen lay?


Answer!

Scrambled eggs!

What type of horse can jump higher than a house?


Answer!

All of them. Houses can't jump!


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