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Have you heard about the cow astronaut?


He landed on the moooon!

What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig?


A teddy boar!

What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with a pig?


Jurassic Pork

What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?


Your Honor.

What do you get if you cross a tarantula and a rose?


I'm not sure, but I wouldn't try smelling it!

Why do you need a license for a dog and not for a cat?


Cats can't drive!

What is gray and blue and very big?


An elephant holding it's breath!

What kind of bird can carry the most weight?


The crane!

Why was the cat so small?


Because it only ate condensed milk.

How do bees get to school?


By school buzz!
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More Funny Texts Riddles:

What kind of a key opens a banana?


A monkey!

Why did the monkey like the banana?


Because it had appeal!

Why did the chicken cross the road?


To get to the other side!

How many poets does it take to change a light bulb?


Three. One to curse the darkness, one to light a candle...and one to change the bulb.

How do teddy bears keep their den cool in summer?


They use bear conditioning!

What do monkeys do for laughs?


They tell jokes about people!

What do teddy bears do when it rains?


They get wet!

What do you get when you cross a Rottweiler and a collie?


A dog who bites you, and then goes for help!

Why do hens lay eggs?


If they dropped them, they'd break!

Why are frogs so happy?


Because they eat what bugs them!

One-Liner Top 5:

Even if you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid!

What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses.

When you go into court, you are putting your fate into the hands of people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.

The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.