Funny Texts Riddles * 10 Funny Texts Riddles
Daughter: Mum, can I have a canary for Christmas?
Mum: NO! You'll have turkey like everyone else
What is the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?
The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
More Funny Texts Riddles:
Is it raining cats and dogs?
It's okay, as long as it doesn't rein-deer!
Why did the Archaeopteryx catch the worm?
Because it was an early bird!
What did the spider say when he broke his new web?
Have you heard about the cow astronaut?
He landed on the moooon!
What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair?
What is it when a blonde blows into another blondes ear?
What happens when a duck flies upside down?
It quacks up!
What to polar bears eat for lunch?
What type of horses only go out at night?
What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand?
Funny Jokes:Useless Facts 3
What Do You Get When You Mix Rogaine And Viagra
A Judge Asks A Defendant To Please Stand
The Top 10 Floor Plans For The Planet Hollywood Movie Hotel
A Woman Was Being Questioned In A Court Trial Involving Slander
Doctor What I Need Is Something To Stir Me Up
A Guy Had Been Feeling Down For So Long That He Finally Decided To Seek The Aid Of A Psychiatrist
Yo Mama Is So Fat She Fell Off The
A Principal Of A Small Middle School Had A Problem With A Few Of The Older Girls Starting To Use Lipstick
What Is The Ideal Weight Of A Lawyer
There Were Three Kids And When They Where Two One Asked Her Mom
Little Johnny Billy And Tommy Were Walking Home From School One Warm Spring Day
This Man Was Talking To His Cousin And Discovers A Coin Behind His Ear
Why Does Bill Clinton Wear Boxers?
Yo Mamma So Fat That
Yo Mama Is So Poor I Picked Up A Skateboard
Why Do Women Call It PMS
I Can Let You Have This Top-of-the-line Stereo For Nine Hundred Dollars
What Did The Pollock Say When He Ran Into The Bar
Top Funny Jokes:
One-Liner Top 5:
The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.
The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.
Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.
Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!
Even if you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid!