Funny Texts | 10 Funny Texts Riddles

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Lawyers are like nuclear warheads.

Answer!

You gotta have them because the other guy has them.
What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?

Answer!

Doberman Pinscher.
How many poets does it take to change a light bulb?

Answer!

Three. One to curse the darkness, one to light a candle...and one to change the bulb.
What did the horse say when he fell?

Answer!

I have fallen and I can not giddy up!
Why should you never iron a 4-leaf clover?

Answer!

You do not want to press your luck!
What did the instructor at the school for Kamikaze pilots say to his students?

Answer!

Watch closely. I am only going to do this once
What do you call a lawyer gone bad?

Answer!

Senator.
What is the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

Answer!

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?

Answer!

Your Honor.
How does a blonde kill a fish?

Answer!

She drowns it
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More Funny Texts Riddles:


What do you call a blonde with half a brain?


Answer!

Gifted

How do you confuse a fish?


Answer!

Put it in a round fishbowl and tell it to go to the corner!

Two silk worms were in a race. Who won?


Answer!

It was a tie!

Why was the rabbit so upset?


Answer!

She was having a bad hare day!

What happened to the lost cattle?


Answer!

Nobody's herd!

What is the difference between a lawyer and a liar?


Answer!

The pronunciation.

What does an evil hen lay?


Answer!

Deviled eggs!

What did one flea say to the other?


Answer!

Should we walk or take a dog?

What do you call a crying Camel?


Answer!

A humpback wail!

What kind of book does a rabbit like to read?


Answer!

One with a hoppy ending!




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