Funny Texts | 10 Funny Texts Riddles

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Lawyers are like nuclear warheads.

Answer!

You gotta have them because the other guy has them.
What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?

Answer!

Doberman Pinscher.
How many poets does it take to change a light bulb?

Answer!

Three. One to curse the darkness, one to light a candle...and one to change the bulb.
What did the horse say when he fell?

Answer!

I have fallen and I can not giddy up!
Why should you never iron a 4-leaf clover?

Answer!

You do not want to press your luck!
What did the instructor at the school for Kamikaze pilots say to his students?

Answer!

Watch closely. I am only going to do this once
What do you call a lawyer gone bad?

Answer!

Senator.
What is the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

Answer!

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?

Answer!

Your Honor.
How does a blonde kill a fish?

Answer!

She drowns it
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What do you get when you cross a frog and a bunny?

Answer!

A ribbit!

Why do frogs have webbed feet?

Answer!

To stamp out forest fires!

What is the biggest ant in the world?

Answer!

An elephant!

If fruit comes from a fruit tree, where does chicken come from?

Answer!

A poul-tree!

Where do you find a chicken with no legs?

Answer!

Exactly where you left it!

What is the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

Answer!

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.

What do lawyers and bullfrogs have in common?

Answer!

Both have a big head that consists mostly of mouth.

What did the buffalo say to his son when he went away on a trip?

Answer!

Bi-son!

What does a mixed-up hen lay?

Answer!

Scrambled eggs!

Why did the giant ape climbe up the side of the skyscraper?

Answer!

The elevator was broken!