Funny Texts | 10 Funny Texts Riddles

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Lawyers are like nuclear warheads.


Answer!

You gotta have them because the other guy has them.

What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?


Answer!

Doberman Pinscher.

How many poets does it take to change a light bulb?


Answer!

Three. One to curse the darkness, one to light a candle...and one to change the bulb.

What did the horse say when he fell?


Answer!

I have fallen and I can not giddy up!

Why should you never iron a 4-leaf clover?


Answer!

You do not want to press your luck!

What did the instructor at the school for Kamikaze pilots say to his students?


Answer!

Watch closely. I am only going to do this once

What do you call a lawyer gone bad?


Answer!

Senator.

What is the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?


Answer!

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.

What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?


Answer!

Your Honor.

How does a blonde kill a fish?


Answer!

She drowns it
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What do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs?


Answer!

A condescending con descending!

What did the buffalo say to his son when he went away on a trip?


Answer!

Bi-son!

How does an attorney sleep?


Answer!

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.

What was the blonde doing up on the roof?


Answer!

Someone told her that the drinks were on the house!!

What did the spider say when he broke his new web?


Answer!

Darn it!

What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair?


Answer!

Lily!

What did the cat have for breakfast?


Answer!

Mice Crispies!

Why did the blonde bake a chicken for 3-1/2 days?


Answer!

It said cook it for half an hour per pound, and she weighed 125 lbs.

Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was hammering?


Answer!

The noise gave her a headache.

What do you get when you cross a frog and a popsicle?


Answer!

A hopsicle!




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