Funny Texts | 10 Funny Texts Riddles

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What do you get if you cross a tarantula and a rose?

Answer!

I'm not sure, but I wouldn't try smelling it!
Which fish is the most famous?

Answer!

The star fish!
Which side of a penguin has the most feathers?

Answer!

The outside!
Why do frogs have webbed feet?

Answer!

To stamp out forest fires!
What kind of ties do pigs wear?

Answer!

Pigs-ties!
How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?

Answer!

You will not find a lawyer who can change a light bulb. Now, if you are looking for a lawyer to screw a light bulb
What do you call a bear with no teeth?

Answer!

A gummy bear!
How do you get down off an elephant?

Answer!

You don't, you get down off a duck!
What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with a pig?

Answer!

Jurassic Pork
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?

Answer!

Damn!
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More Funny Texts Riddles:


What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?


Answer!

A dino-snore!

Why do hens lay eggs?


Answer!

If they dropped them, they'd break!

What do you get if you cross a centipede and a parrot?


Answer!

A walkie-talkie!

Which side of a turkey has the most feathers?


Answer!

The outside!

How do you close a letter under the sea?


Answer!

With a seal!

What did the duck say after he went shopping?


Answer!

Put it on my bill!

What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with a pig?


Answer!

Jurassic Pork

Why is it hard for a ghost to tell a lie?


Answer!

You can see right through him.

What do you call a dog that is left handed?


Answer!

A south paw!

Why did God create snakes just before lawyers?


Answer!

To practice.




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