Funny Texts | 10 Funny Texts Riddles

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Lawyers are like nuclear warheads.

Answer!

You gotta have them because the other guy has them.
What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?

Answer!

Doberman Pinscher.
How many poets does it take to change a light bulb?

Answer!

Three. One to curse the darkness, one to light a candle...and one to change the bulb.
What did the horse say when he fell?

Answer!

I have fallen and I can not giddy up!
Why should you never iron a 4-leaf clover?

Answer!

You do not want to press your luck!
What did the instructor at the school for Kamikaze pilots say to his students?

Answer!

Watch closely. I am only going to do this once
What do you call a lawyer gone bad?

Answer!

Senator.
What is the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

Answer!

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?

Answer!

Your Honor.
How does a blonde kill a fish?

Answer!

She drowns it
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More Funny Texts Riddles:


Where do penguins go to dance?


Answer!

The snow ball!

What do you get if you cross a centipede and a parrot?


Answer!

A walkie-talkie!

Why do you need a license for a dog and not for a cat?


Answer!

Cats can't drive!

What do you call a 2,000 pound gorilla?


Answer!

Sir!

Why does California have the most lawyers, and New Jersey, the most toxic waste dumps?


Answer!

New Jersey got first pick.

What do you get when you cross a frog and a bunny?


Answer!

A ribbit!

What do you call a frog with no hind legs?


Answer!

Unhoppy!

Why does a flamingo stand on one leg?


Answer!

Because if he lifted that leg off the ground he would fall down!

What did the fish say when he swam into the concrete wall?


Answer!

Dam!

What did the farmer call the cow that had no milk?


Answer!

An udder failure!




One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
Do you wanna see a magic trick? Watch me pull something out of my pants!
People say I'm condescending. That means I talk down to people.
If winning isn't everything why do they keep score?
Crime doesn't pay... does that mean that my job is a crime?