Funny Texts Riddles * 10 Funny Texts Riddles

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Have you heard about the cow astronaut?



Answer!

He landed on the moooon!

What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?



Answer!

Your Honor.

What do you get if you cross a tarantula and a rose?



Answer!

I'm not sure, but I wouldn't try smelling it!

How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?



Answer!

You will not find a lawyer who can change a light bulb. Now, if you are looking for a lawyer to screw a light bulb

Why was the cat so small?



Answer!

Because it only ate condensed milk.

What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig?



Answer!

A teddy boar!

What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with a pig?



Answer!

Jurassic Pork

What kind of bird can carry the most weight?



Answer!

The crane!

Why do you need a license for a dog and not for a cat?



Answer!

Cats can't drive!

What do you have when you bury six lawyers up to their necks in sand?



Answer!

Not enough sand.
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More Funny Texts Riddles:


What animals are on legal documents?


Answer!

Seals!

If fruit comes from a fruit tree, where does chicken come from?


Answer!

A poul-tree!

What do you get when you cross an octopus and a cow?


Answer!

An animal that can milk itself!

What do you call an alligator detective?


Answer!

An investi-gator!

Why was the blonde excited when she finished the jigsaw puzzle in six months?


Answer!

Because the box said 4 to 6 years.

What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?


Answer!

A pie-thon!

What do you call bears with no ears?


Answer!

B!

Where do you find a chicken with no legs?


Answer!

Exactly where you left it!

How do you catch a runaway dog?


Answer!

Make a noise like a bone!

Why did the boy stand behind the horse?


Answer!

He thought he might get a kick out of it!