Funny Texts | 10 Funny Texts Riddles

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What do you get if you cross a tarantula and a rose?

Answer!

I'm not sure, but I wouldn't try smelling it!
Which fish is the most famous?

Answer!

The star fish!
Which side of a penguin has the most feathers?

Answer!

The outside!
What kind of ties do pigs wear?

Answer!

Pigs-ties!
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?

Answer!

An eggroll!
Why do frogs have webbed feet?

Answer!

To stamp out forest fires!
What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with a pig?

Answer!

Jurassic Pork
How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?

Answer!

You will not find a lawyer who can change a light bulb. Now, if you are looking for a lawyer to screw a light bulb
What do you call a bear with no teeth?

Answer!

A gummy bear!
How do you get down off an elephant?

Answer!

You don't, you get down off a duck!
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More Funny Texts Riddles:


Where do chimps get their gossip?


Answer!

On the ape vine!

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a fish?


Answer!

Swimming trunks!

What kind of ties do pigs wear?


Answer!

Pigs-ties!

Why did the snowman call his dog "Frost"?


Answer!

Because Frost-bites!

What do you call a fish without an eye?


Answer!

fsh!

Lawyers are like nuclear warheads.


Answer!

You gotta have them because the other guy has them.

How do you catch a monkey?


Answer!

Climb a tree and act like a banana!

What do you call a cow with no legs?


Answer!

Ground beef!

When a duck has no money, what does it tell the waiter?


Answer!

Put it on my bill!

What do you do when you find a blue elephant?


Answer!

Cheer her up!



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