Funny Texts | 10 Funny Texts Riddles

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What do you get if you cross a tarantula and a rose?

Answer!

I'm not sure, but I wouldn't try smelling it!
Which fish is the most famous?

Answer!

The star fish!
Which side of a penguin has the most feathers?

Answer!

The outside!
Why do frogs have webbed feet?

Answer!

To stamp out forest fires!
What kind of ties do pigs wear?

Answer!

Pigs-ties!
What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with a pig?

Answer!

Jurassic Pork
How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?

Answer!

You will not find a lawyer who can change a light bulb. Now, if you are looking for a lawyer to screw a light bulb
What do you call a bear with no teeth?

Answer!

A gummy bear!
How do you get down off an elephant?

Answer!

You don't, you get down off a duck!
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?

Answer!

Damn!
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More Funny Texts Riddles:


What do you call it when a dinosaur makes a goal with a soccer ball?


Answer!

A dino-score!

What do you call a rabbit comedian?


Answer!

A funny bunny!

How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?


Answer!

Tell her a joke on Wednesday.

Where do cows go for entertainment?


Answer!

To the moo-vies!

What do you call a 2,000 pound gorilla?


Answer!

Sir!

When does a dog go "moo"?


Answer!

When it is learning a new language!

What do you call it when it rains chickens and ducks?


Answer!

Foul weather!

What does a frog say when it washes a window?


Answer!

Rub it, rub it, rub it!

How do you catch a tame rabbit?


Answer!

Tame way, unique up on it!

Why did the lion spit out the clown?


Answer!

Because he tasted funny!




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