Funny Texts | 10 Funny Texts Riddles

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Lawyers are like nuclear warheads.


Answer!

You gotta have them because the other guy has them.

What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?


Answer!

Doberman Pinscher.

How many poets does it take to change a light bulb?


Answer!

Three. One to curse the darkness, one to light a candle...and one to change the bulb.

What did the horse say when he fell?


Answer!

I have fallen and I can not giddy up!

Why should you never iron a 4-leaf clover?


Answer!

You do not want to press your luck!

What did the instructor at the school for Kamikaze pilots say to his students?


Answer!

Watch closely. I am only going to do this once

What do you call a lawyer gone bad?


Answer!

Senator.

What is the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?


Answer!

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.

What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?


Answer!

Your Honor.

How does a blonde kill a fish?


Answer!

She drowns it
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More Funny Texts Riddles:


What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?


Answer!

A snake in the brass!

Why does California have the most lawyers, and New Jersey, the most toxic waste dumps?


Answer!

New Jersey got first pick.

What snakes are found on cars?


Answer!

Windshield vipers!

How do bees get to school?


Answer!

By school buzz!

Why did the lion spit out the clown?


Answer!

Because he tasted funny!

What do penguins eat for lunch?


Answer!

Ice burg-ers!

Which fish is the most famous?


Answer!

The star fish!

What sickness do horses hate the most?


Answer!

Hay fever!

What do you get when you cross a Rottweiler and a collie?


Answer!

A dog who bites you, and then goes for help!

Which side of a parrot has the prettiest feathers?


Answer!

The outside!




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