Funny Texts | 10 Funny Texts Riddles

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Lawyers are like nuclear warheads.

Answer!

You gotta have them because the other guy has them.
What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?

Answer!

Doberman Pinscher.
How many poets does it take to change a light bulb?

Answer!

Three. One to curse the darkness, one to light a candle...and one to change the bulb.
What did the horse say when he fell?

Answer!

I have fallen and I can not giddy up!
Why should you never iron a 4-leaf clover?

Answer!

You do not want to press your luck!
What did the instructor at the school for Kamikaze pilots say to his students?

Answer!

Watch closely. I am only going to do this once
What do you call a lawyer gone bad?

Answer!

Senator.
What is the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

Answer!

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?

Answer!

Your Honor.
How does a blonde kill a fish?

Answer!

She drowns it
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Answer!

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.

Where do tough chickens come from?

Answer!

Hard-boiled eggs!

Why did the chewing gum cross the road?

Answer!

It was stuck to the chicken's foot!

What do you call a dog that is left handed?

Answer!

A south paw!

What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?

Answer!

Ruff!

What do you give a sick bird?

Answer!

Tweetment!

What do you get if you cross a tarantula and a rose?

Answer!

I'm not sure, but I wouldn't try smelling it!

How do you know that cats are not sensitive creatures?

Answer!

They never cry over spilt milk.

What breed of dog does Dracula have?

Answer!

A bloodhound!

How did the toad die?

Answer!

It croaked!