Funny Texts | 10 Funny Texts Riddles

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Lawyers are like nuclear warheads.


Answer!

You gotta have them because the other guy has them.

What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?


Answer!

Doberman Pinscher.

How many poets does it take to change a light bulb?


Answer!

Three. One to curse the darkness, one to light a candle...and one to change the bulb.

What did the horse say when he fell?


Answer!

I have fallen and I can not giddy up!

Why should you never iron a 4-leaf clover?


Answer!

You do not want to press your luck!

What did the instructor at the school for Kamikaze pilots say to his students?


Answer!

Watch closely. I am only going to do this once

What do you call a lawyer gone bad?


Answer!

Senator.

What is the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?


Answer!

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.

What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?


Answer!

Your Honor.

How does a blonde kill a fish?


Answer!

She drowns it
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What do you call young dogs who play in the snow?


Answer!

Slush puppies!

What is even smarter than a talking bird?


Answer!

A spelling bee!

How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?


Answer!

Wave to her.

What does a duck like to eat with soup?


Answer!

Quackers!

What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?


Answer!

A Moo-sician!

Who stole the soap?


Answer!

The robber ducky!

How does a penguin make pancakes?


Answer!

With its flippers!

What do you give a sick horse?


Answer!

Cough stirrup!

How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?


Answer!

None. They just have marketing portray the dead bulb as a feature.

Why did the blonde climb up to the roof of the bar?


Answer!

She heard that the drinks were on the house.




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