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Have you heard about the cow astronaut?


He landed on the moooon!

What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig?


A teddy boar!

What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with a pig?


Jurassic Pork

What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?


Your Honor.

What do you get if you cross a tarantula and a rose?


I'm not sure, but I wouldn't try smelling it!

Why do you need a license for a dog and not for a cat?


Cats can't drive!

What is gray and blue and very big?


An elephant holding it's breath!

What kind of bird can carry the most weight?


The crane!

How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?


You will not find a lawyer who can change a light bulb. Now, if you are looking for a lawyer to screw a light bulb

Why was the cat so small?


Because it only ate condensed milk.
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Why did God give blondes 2% more intelligence than horses?


He did not want them pooping in the street during parades, too

How does a penguin make pancakes?


With its flippers!

How many lawyer jokes are there?


Only three. The rest are true stories.

What is the difference between leaves and a car?


One you brush and rake, the other you rush and brake!

What do you call a grizzly bear caught in the rain?


A drizzly bear!

What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair?



What happened to the elephant who ran away with the circus?


The police made him bring it back!

How do you get down off an elephant?


You don't, you get down off a duck!

What sickness do horses hate the most?


Hay fever!

What is the difference between a porcupine and a Porsche with two lawyers riding in it?


A porcupine has pricks on the outside.

One-Liner Top 5:

Even if you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid!

What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses.

When you go into court, you are putting your fate into the hands of people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.

The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.