Funny Texts | 10 Funny Texts Riddles

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What do you get if you cross a tarantula and a rose?

Answer!

I'm not sure, but I wouldn't try smelling it!
Which fish is the most famous?

Answer!

The star fish!
Which side of a penguin has the most feathers?

Answer!

The outside!
What kind of ties do pigs wear?

Answer!

Pigs-ties!
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?

Answer!

An eggroll!
Why do frogs have webbed feet?

Answer!

To stamp out forest fires!
What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with a pig?

Answer!

Jurassic Pork
How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?

Answer!

You will not find a lawyer who can change a light bulb. Now, if you are looking for a lawyer to screw a light bulb
What do you call a bear with no teeth?

Answer!

A gummy bear!
How do you get down off an elephant?

Answer!

You don't, you get down off a duck!
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More Funny Texts Riddles:


What animals are the best pets?


Answer!

Cats, because they are purr-fect!

Did you hear about the blonde who got locked in the bathroom?


Answer!

She was in there so long, she wet her pants.

Who stole the soap?


Answer!

The robber ducky!

Why was the baby ant confused?


Answer!

Because all of his uncles were ants!

What do you call a fish without an eye?


Answer!

fsh!

Why is Peter Pan always flying?


Answer!

He neverlands!

What do you get if you cross a centipede and a parrot?


Answer!

A walkie-talkie!

What do you call a bird in the winter?


Answer!

Brrr-d!

Why was the cat so small?


Answer!

Because it only ate condensed milk.

What did the dinosaur say after the car crash?


Answer!

I'm-so-saurus!



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