Funny Texts | 10 Funny Texts Riddles

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Lawyers are like nuclear warheads.

Answer!

You gotta have them because the other guy has them.
What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?

Answer!

Doberman Pinscher.
How many poets does it take to change a light bulb?

Answer!

Three. One to curse the darkness, one to light a candle...and one to change the bulb.
What did the horse say when he fell?

Answer!

I have fallen and I can not giddy up!
Why should you never iron a 4-leaf clover?

Answer!

You do not want to press your luck!
What did the instructor at the school for Kamikaze pilots say to his students?

Answer!

Watch closely. I am only going to do this once
What do you call a lawyer gone bad?

Answer!

Senator.
What is the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

Answer!

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?

Answer!

Your Honor.
How does a blonde kill a fish?

Answer!

She drowns it
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Why did the chicken go to the seance?

Answer!

To get to the other side!

Why is it hard for a ghost to tell a lie?

Answer!

You can see right through him.

Where does a peacock go when it loses its tail?

Answer!

A re-tail store!

Where do penguins go to the movies?

Answer!

At the dive-in!

How do fleas travel from place to place?

Answer!

By itch-hiking!

What happened to the elephant who ran away with the circus?

Answer!

The police made him bring it back!

How do chickens bake a cake?

Answer!

From scratch!

What makes more noise than a dinosaur?

Answer!

Two dinosaurs!

What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?

Answer!

A croaker spaniel!

Two silk worms were in a race. Who won?

Answer!

It was a tie!