Funny Texts | 10 Funny Texts Riddles

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What do you get if you cross a tarantula and a rose?

Answer!

I'm not sure, but I wouldn't try smelling it!
Which fish is the most famous?

Answer!

The star fish!
Which side of a penguin has the most feathers?

Answer!

The outside!
Why do frogs have webbed feet?

Answer!

To stamp out forest fires!
What kind of ties do pigs wear?

Answer!

Pigs-ties!
How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?

Answer!

You will not find a lawyer who can change a light bulb. Now, if you are looking for a lawyer to screw a light bulb
What do you call a bear with no teeth?

Answer!

A gummy bear!
How do you get down off an elephant?

Answer!

You don't, you get down off a duck!
What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with a pig?

Answer!

Jurassic Pork
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?

Answer!

Damn!
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More Funny Texts Riddles:


Why did the dinosaurs go extinct?


Answer!

Because they wouldn't take a bath!

What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig?


Answer!

A teddy boar!

Why do blondes work seven days a week?


Answer!

So you do not have to retrain them on Monday.

Why did the police arrest the turkey?


Answer!

They suspected it of fowl play!

What do penguins eat for lunch?


Answer!

Ice burg-ers!

How many letters are in the alphabet?


Answer!

There are 11 letters in THE ALPHABET Did you say 26?

What do you call a rabbit comedian?


Answer!

A funny bunny!

What did the instructor at the school for Kamikaze pilots say to his students?


Answer!

Watch closely. I am only going to do this once

What do you call a 2,000 pound gorilla?


Answer!

Sir!

When does a dog go "moo"?


Answer!

When it is learning a new language!




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