Funny Texts | 10 Funny Texts Riddles

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What do you get if you cross a tarantula and a rose?

Answer!

I'm not sure, but I wouldn't try smelling it!
Which fish is the most famous?

Answer!

The star fish!
Which side of a penguin has the most feathers?

Answer!

The outside!
What kind of ties do pigs wear?

Answer!

Pigs-ties!
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?

Answer!

An eggroll!
Why do frogs have webbed feet?

Answer!

To stamp out forest fires!
What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with a pig?

Answer!

Jurassic Pork
How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?

Answer!

You will not find a lawyer who can change a light bulb. Now, if you are looking for a lawyer to screw a light bulb
What do you call a bear with no teeth?

Answer!

A gummy bear!
How do you get down off an elephant?

Answer!

You don't, you get down off a duck!
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More Funny Texts Riddles:


What do you call a strange market?


Answer!

A bizarre bazaar!

How does a blonde high-5?


Answer!

She smacks herself in the forehead.

How do penguins drink?


Answer!

Out of beak-ers!

A man walks up to you and says: everything I say to you is a lie


Answer!

Is he telling you the truth or is he lying? He is lying. Even though he is lying when he says -everything- he says is a lie, some of the things he says can be a lie, and this is one of them.

What snakes are found on cars?


Answer!

Windshield vipers!

Has anyone seen Quasimodo?


Answer!

I have a hunch he is back!

How does a penguin make pancakes?


Answer!

With its flippers!

What to polar bears eat for lunch?


Answer!

Ice berg-ers!

What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?


Answer!

His partners and an anvil.

Why do frogs have webbed feet?


Answer!

To stamp out forest fires!



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