Funny Texts | 10 Funny Texts Riddles

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Lawyers are like nuclear warheads.


Answer!

You gotta have them because the other guy has them.

What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?


Answer!

Doberman Pinscher.

How many poets does it take to change a light bulb?


Answer!

Three. One to curse the darkness, one to light a candle...and one to change the bulb.

What did the horse say when he fell?


Answer!

I have fallen and I can not giddy up!

Why should you never iron a 4-leaf clover?


Answer!

You do not want to press your luck!

What did the instructor at the school for Kamikaze pilots say to his students?


Answer!

Watch closely. I am only going to do this once

What do you call a lawyer gone bad?


Answer!

Senator.

What is the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?


Answer!

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.

What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?


Answer!

Your Honor.

How does a blonde kill a fish?


Answer!

She drowns it
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How do you catch a monkey?


Answer!

Climb a tree and act like a banana!

What is the difference between Elvis and smart blondes?


Answer!

Elvis has been sighted

How can you tell a blonde has been at a computer?


Answer!

There is cheese in front of the mouse.

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?


Answer!

An eggroll!

How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?


Answer!

Tell her a joke on Wednesday.

How many corporate attorneys does it take to change a light bulb?


Answer!

Who knows, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.

Why did the blonde stare at frozen orange juice can for two hours?


Answer!

Because it said concentrate.

What do you call a plated dinosaur when he is asleep?


Answer!

Stegosnorus!

What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?


Answer!

Doberman Pinscher.

Why was the mother firefly unhappy?


Answer!

Because her children weren't that bright!




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