Funny Texts Riddles * 10 Funny Texts Riddles

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Have you heard about the cow astronaut?



Answer!

He landed on the moooon!

What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig?



Answer!

A teddy boar!

What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with a pig?



Answer!

Jurassic Pork

What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?



Answer!

Your Honor.

What do you get if you cross a tarantula and a rose?



Answer!

I'm not sure, but I wouldn't try smelling it!

Why do you need a license for a dog and not for a cat?



Answer!

Cats can't drive!

What is gray and blue and very big?



Answer!

An elephant holding it's breath!

What kind of bird can carry the most weight?



Answer!

The crane!

How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?



Answer!

You will not find a lawyer who can change a light bulb. Now, if you are looking for a lawyer to screw a light bulb

How do bees get to school?



Answer!

By school buzz!
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More Funny Texts Riddles:


Where do hamsters come from?


Answer!

Hamsterdam!

What animal cheats at exams?


Answer!

The cheetah!

What does an evil hen lay?


Answer!

Deviled eggs!

What type of horses only go out at night?


Answer!

Nightmares!

What do French people call a really bad Thursday?


Answer!

A trajeudi!

Did you hear the joke about the broken egg?


Answer!

Yes, it cracked me up!

Where did the turtle get a new shell?


Answer!

From the hard-wear store!

What do monkeys do for laughs?


Answer!

They tell jokes about people!

Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde are walking down the street when they spot a $100 bill. Who picks it up?


Answer!

The dumb blonde! There is no such thing as Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, or a smart blonde.

How many corporate attorneys does it take to change a light bulb?


Answer!

Who knows, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.


One-Liner Top 5:

Even if you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid!

What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses.

When you go into court, you are putting your fate into the hands of people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.

The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.