Funny Texts | 10 Funny Texts Riddles

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Lawyers are like nuclear warheads.

Answer!

You gotta have them because the other guy has them.
What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?

Answer!

Doberman Pinscher.
How many poets does it take to change a light bulb?

Answer!

Three. One to curse the darkness, one to light a candle...and one to change the bulb.
What did the horse say when he fell?

Answer!

I have fallen and I can not giddy up!
Why should you never iron a 4-leaf clover?

Answer!

You do not want to press your luck!
What did the instructor at the school for Kamikaze pilots say to his students?

Answer!

Watch closely. I am only going to do this once
What do you call a lawyer gone bad?

Answer!

Senator.
What is the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

Answer!

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?

Answer!

Your Honor.
How does a blonde kill a fish?

Answer!

She drowns it
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What is the difference between Elvis and smart blondes?

Answer!

Elvis has been sighted

What do you get when you cross a shark and a snowman?

Answer!

Frostbite!

Why is it hard for a ghost to tell a lie?

Answer!

You can see right through him.

What makes more noise than a dinosaur?

Answer!

Two dinosaurs!

Why did the dinosaur get in the bed?

Answer!

Because he was tired!

What kind of dog likes to smell flowers?

Answer!

A bud hound

What do you get when you cross an octopus and a cow?

Answer!

An animal that can milk itself!

What do you call Tyrannosaurus rex when it wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Answer!

Tyrannosaurus tex!

When is a dog not a dog?

Answer!

When it is pure bred/bread!

What do you call young dogs who play in the snow?

Answer!

Slush puppies!